Social Control MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PropagandaCraft – Where the only propaganda is how awesome our Minecraft server is!

Deception, media manipulation, Propaganda, state control, Manipulation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take propaganda to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of outlandish stories and outrageous reasons to play.

Ever wanted to be part of a world where the price of virtual groceries skyrockets, but the in-game newspapers report a booming economy? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank.

Experience the thrill of being humiliated by the state in a totally hilarious way. Become complicit in spreading ridiculous lies and enjoy the absurdity of it all. Join us and embrace the chaos of “hypernormalisation” in Minecraft form.

So, why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be mind-blown by the sheer madness of it all. Who knew propaganda could be this much fun?

Beardless Bros Minecraft Server

#facial hair, grooming standards, Taliban, Islamic law, religious beliefs

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!

HumilCraft Minecraft Server

cultural practice, social dynamics, HumilCraft, Server, group behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our daily “Humiliation Ritual” where players are pitted against each other in ridiculous challenges like building a house blindfolded or fighting off creepers with only a stick. The loser gets publicly humiliated in the server chat for all to see! It’s a hilarious way to bond with your fellow players and show off your skills (or lack thereof). So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails!

ScamCraft Minecraft Server

backwards, dumbshit practices, ScamCraft, conditioning, tax rates

Are you tired of being forced to pledge allegiance to a flag made of pixels in Minecraft? Sick of being told you have to pay virtual taxes to the elite players on the server? Well, look no further because our server is here to break the chains of nationalism!

Join our server and rebel against the oppressive system that forces you to follow outdated and ridiculous rules. Say no to committing virtual genocides and paying unfair taxes to the virtual elite. Here, you can be a free Minecraft player, living by your own rules and creating your own virtual utopia.

So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the tyranny of nationalism in Minecraft! Who needs a virtual country when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build a better, more ridiculous world together!

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

knowledge is power, education, power dynamics, Rhythm, Oppression

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

Crafty Creeper Clan: Where Even the Jewish Pawns Have Fun!

creeper, Politics, Conspiracy Theory, scapegoating, Propaganda

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to uncover the mystery of why Steve is actually a Jewish pawn in a secret conspiracy involving diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. Will you be able to unravel the truth and save the world from certain doom? Or will you get distracted by our adorable pet creepers and spend hours trying to tame them?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of clucking minions to do his bidding. Will you be able to defeat him in a fierce battle for control of the coop, or will you end up joining his flock and becoming a loyal subject?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Age 29 Minecraft SMP Countdown

age, Financial goals, Financial Planning, age milestone, city income

Are you tired of being a broke 29-year-old in a city where everyone is making bank? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and start making virtual money instead! We have secret diamond mines, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a virtual stock market where you can invest your hard-earned emeralds. Who needs a 50k salary when you can be a Minecraft millionaire? Join now and level up your life in the most ridiculous way possible!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

bragging, education, contributions, Server, family

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Our server is so epic, even if your dad claims he “put you through college,” you can still join and show off your skills in building and survival. Build your own virtual college campus and show him who’s boss!

With crazy challenges and hilarious interactions, you’ll forget all about your dad’s bragging and Aunt Sara’s nosiness. Plus, our server is so inclusive and welcoming, even your homophobic dad would have a blast (if he wasn’t too busy being disrespectful elsewhere).

So come on over and join the madness! Who needs family drama when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, survive, and laugh together on our amazing Minecraft server!

VacayVandalz

Girls trip, hurt feelings, vacation, vacation expectations, Friendship Dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even on vacation! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this Bali trip from hell.

Imagine building your dream villa with your friends, only to have them turn on you and accuse you of ruining their vacation. But fear not, on our server, you can build your own paradise without the fear of backstabbing friends.

Get ready for cocktails, massages, and hiking adventures with your virtual pals. And don’t worry, there won’t be any judgmental comments about your drinking habits here. You can party all night long without any consequences!

Join us on this crazy journey where friendships are tested, and alliances are formed. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over who gets the ensuite room in your virtual villa.

So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold. Who needs real-life friends when you have a Minecraft community like ours? Let’s build, explore, and maybe even stir up some trouble along the way.

WishUknewSooner – Minecraft SMP

hindsight is 20/20, life lessons, lessons learned, advice, regrets

That diamonds are actually useless on this server because our currency is obsidian blocks. So instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for lava pits to turn into obsidian. Trust me, it’s way more fun.
That the sheep on this server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil Ender Dragon to steal your loot. So make sure to keep an eye on those sneaky woolly creatures!
That our server’s founder is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a giant cake. So if you join, you’ll never have to worry about food again because everything is cake! And who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of cake?