Soccer Minecraft Servers | Page 7 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Germany Minecraft SMP Player

Championships, Competition, European Championship, Fifa, football, games, germany, International, Matches, Minecraft, national pride, national team, player, smp, Soccer, sports, success, titles, Trophies, UEFA, victories, World Cup

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out how many titles a player would have if they played for Germany in Minecraft! We have a secret plugin that gives players extra titles based on their in-game achievements, so you could end up with more titles than you can count! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled German players who will stop at nothing to dominate the competition. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and claim your place among the elite German Minecraft champions? Join now and find out!

Reyal Madree’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

Cheating, cheating in sports, cheating scandal, controversy, crazy, football, la liga, Los cheating, Madrees, Minecraft, negros, player misconduct, professional sports, real madrid, Reyal, Reyal Madree, scandal, smp, Soccer, spanish football, sports, sports ethics, sports news, sports scandal, team drama

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Los Cheating Negros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!

2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?

5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

The RECONQUISTA GERMANICA Minecraft SMP movement – Congrats in Advance!

achievement, ADVANCE, athlete, Bundesliga, celebration, Championship, congragulate, CONGRATS, congratulations, football, Germanic, GERMANICA, germany, league title, Minecraft, movement, RECONQUISTA, RECONQUISTA GERMANICA, second title, smp, Soccer, success, triumph, Victory, Xabi Alonso

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Votes:	671
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the RECONQUISTA GERMANICA movement, led by none other than Xabi Alonso himself. That’s right, the legendary footballer is taking a break from the pitch to conquer the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. From enchanted golden apples to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from Xabi Alonso himself when you win your second league title!

Newcastle V Man City Game Thread Minecraft SMP

city, england, football, Game, GAMETHREAD, Haaland, Lewis, man, Man City, Manchester City, match, midfield, Minecraft, newcastle, newcastle united, northern England, prediction, premier league, scoring, smp, Soccer, sports, starting lineup, Thread

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Championship, countdown, cup, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Global Event, Goal, international competition, long tail tags, Minecraft, next world cup, Players, Qualifiers, road to the cup, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory, world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Animals Bred:	85	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5943	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

Minecraft SMP: Real Karaboga vs Deportivo Alavés Match Thread

Alavés, Analysis, commentary, Competition, Deportivo, Deportivo Alavés, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, goals, highlights, intense rivalry, Karaboga, la liga, live updates, match, Match Thread, Minecraft, Players, real, Real Karaboga, result.., Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Thread

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	190
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected alliances.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our two rival factions: Real Karaboga and Deportivo Alavés. These two groups have been at war for centuries, battling it out in epic PvP battles and building insane structures to outdo each other. Will you join the noble knights of Real Karaboga, or the sneaky thieves of Deportivo Alavés? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously wacky shenanigans along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by your fellow players and falling into hilarious traps?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Today Is Champions League Again Minecraft SMP

#exciting, Champions, champions league, Competition, elite clubs, european football, Fans, FINAL, football, knockout stage, League, MATCHDAY, Minecraft, Players, PRESTIGIOUS, QUARTERFINALS, Semifinals, smp, Soccer, sports, Today, top teams, Tournament, UEFA

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Get ready to flex your Minecraft skills in the ultimate showdown on our server, where every day is like the Champions League of blocky battles! Join us for epic PvP battles, insane building competitions, and quests that will have you questioning reality.

Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9141
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	220	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	438
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	86	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6819
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1

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UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	87	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8091	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crops Grown:	9104	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

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