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PixelPlay Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	69
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Animals Bred:	52
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where hoes are trying to steal your soccer bros! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of hoes swoop in and try to steal your precious loot. But fear not, your trusty soccer bros are there to defend you with their swift kicks and fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! We have a special edition of the game where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky hoes!

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	New Chunks Explored:	124816
Players Killed by Monsters:	3030	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	93225
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Potions Brewed:	183
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1855

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, character event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, Frontline, general, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 2, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, smp, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, Targeted Search, theater mode, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3919	Chimeras Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TransManRejectorCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, Diversity, friendship, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, personal choice, rejection, relationships, Respect, sexual orientation, social norms, societal expectations, tolerance, trans man, TransManRejectorCraft, Transphobia, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all identities and orientations! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.

Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

RolloVsArthur Minecraft SMP

Arthur Shelby, battle, British, Characters, clash, comparison, epic battle, fan debate, Fight, gangster, historical drama, Historical figures, Minecraft, Norse, peaky blinders, Rollo Lothbrok, RolloVsArthur, showdown, smp, tv show, Vikings

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Buildings Constructed:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the battles are as epic as Rollo Lothbrok taking on Arthur Shelby!

Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!