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Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Love Letters Sent:	12
Star Shards Collected:	199	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2821	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	101	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	4845	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	3517
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!