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MemeLord’s Minecraft Server

ambiguity, Analysis, clarification, confusion, cryptic message, deciphering, Decoding, enigmatic statement, hidden meaning, hidden message, inquiry, Interpretation, Meaning, Memelords, Minecraft, perplexity, puzzlement, puzzling statement, Questioning, Server, speculation, uncertainty, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	1277	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make any sense? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron claw (literally, he has a diamond claw that he uses to peck at unsuspecting players). Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon (who is actually just a misunderstood softie once you get to know him).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

MineGig – Minecraft Server

/gig/ friendlist, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, FBJCMYSXCBT5KKFD1J97LTJ2, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GENSHINSUMMERNIGHT, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, KGB, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, NAJEWZTD7XD5, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a KGB agent? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it was forged in flames! Join now and get a hand from our Natlan Preview Teaser – who needs friends when you have Minecraft, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – they’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft. And don’t even get me started on our weapon banner, with Verdict (Claymore) and Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword) – you’ll be slaying zombies like a pro.

Daily check-in rewards? We got ’em. Redeemable codes? We got those too. And if you need some useful links, we’ve got everything from Wiki to character builds to Third-Party Tools – we’re basically the Google of Minecraft servers.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BurgerBucksBlockParty

aita, budgeting, BurgerBucksBlockParty, BURGERS, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, emotions, family, finances, income, Pregnancy, recipe, relationships, savings, Siblings, Support, telling her to stop spending $45 on burgers weekly, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7401

Are you tired of boring old burgers? Join our Minecraft server where we serve up the most delicious and outrageous burgers you’ve ever tasted! Our burgers are so good, they’ll make you forget all about your sister-in-law’s overpriced patties.

Not only do we have mouthwatering burgers, but we also have crazy stories to entertain you while you chow down. Like the time a creeper tried to steal all our buns, or when a zombie horde invaded our kitchen looking for brains (luckily, they left with our secret sauce recipe instead).

So why settle for boring burgers when you can join our server and feast on the most epic and hilarious burger adventure of your life? Plus, your wife won’t be mad at you for not buying her sister’s burgers anymore – win-win! Join now and let the burger madness begin!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

age, American Conservatives, BoomerCraft, Campaign, cognitive abilities, conservative values, debate, Decision making, dementia, election, leadership, mental health, Minecraft, old candidate, physical health, Politics, presidential candidate, reddit, republican party, Server, stand up, Support, Voting

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old politicians who can barely stand up, let alone run a country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness! Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Plus, our server is so wild and crazy that even the most dementia-ridden candidate would feel right at home! So come on down and join the fun – who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

KamalaCraft2020!

2020 election, campaign fundraising, campaign trail, debate preparation, Democratic nominee, democratic party, donald trump, election predictions, election strategy, electoral college, kamala harris, KamalaCraft2020, policy proposals, political endorsements, political views, Politics, presidential race, republican party, swing states, united states, voter opinions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Towns Built:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crops Grown:	4098	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	305494
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Kamala Harris is not only the Democratic nominee, but also a master builder who can outwit Donald Trump in a building competition! Watch as she constructs a wall of diamond blocks to keep out any pesky creepers trying to invade her territory. With her trusty pickaxe in hand, Kamala is ready to take on Trump and show him who the real boss of the server is. Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixelated power!

ElectionCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, diplomatic negotiations, ElectionCraft, elections, Electoral Process, Government, Hold, international relations, long term conflict, Minecraft, new ways, peace talks, political instability, political leadership, presidential elections, Server, Ukraine, voting process, War, Zelensky

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so like, u know how ukraine is like, in a war or whatever? well this server is like, the perfect escape from all that craziness! join us and u can like, hold ur own elections in minecraft! who needs real life when u can be a virtual president, amirite? plus, we have like, secret underground bunkers where u can hide from all the chaos. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time!

Putin’sPVPocalypse: NoConcessions

America, Bolton, Concessions, Conflict, consequences, devastation, Diplomacy, ex-advisor, foreign policy, international relations, national security, negotiations, NoConcessions, Politics, putin, PutinsPVPocalypse, russia, trump, U.S, Ukraine, Warning, world affairs

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build walls bigger than Trump’s ego! we got crazy PvP battles that will make Putin jealous! if you don’t join, Ukraine and the US will be devastated, just like Bolton’s career! come build, fight, and conquer with us! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

ProbeCraftGalaxy

abduction, alien abductions, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, anal probing, Close Encounters, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, government cover-up, intergalactic travel, Mysterious, mysterious disappearances, otherworldly beings, Paranormal, ProbeCraftGalaxy, Sci Fi, space exploration, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects, Volunteers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6436	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

come join our minecraft server where the aliens are so desperate for volunteers that they resort to abduction just to get some booty action! who needs tinder when you can have a close encounter of the third kind? our server is out of this world, literally! explore alien landscapes, build spaceships, and maybe even find some extraterrestrial love. trust us, you won’t want to probe-crasinate on joining this server!

Oopsi SMP – Where accidental griefing is just another way to say ‘I love you’!

Accidental, Canada, Chill, death chest, dedicated server, Essentialsx, Grief Prevention, Griefing, hard difficulty, love, Minimal Lag, Moderation, NoCheatPlus, North America, oopsi, Plugins, Pvptoggle, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, stake, Survival, Uptime, Website, week old, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3059	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Server Information
Overview	A survival server that is lower stakes and chill with a few plugins. EssentialsX is installed with /sethome /tpr and sign trading. Grief prevention and NoCheatPlus is also installed on the server. Server is not whitelisted, but moderated.
Other Plugins	Death chest, PvPToggle
Difficulty	Hard
Uptime	>99%
Location	North America (Canada)
Current Status	About a week old
IP Address	mc.oopsismp.com (Also a website)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Is the server whitelisted?: No, the server is not whitelisted.
What plugins are installed?: EssentialsX, Grief Prevention, NoCheatPlus, Death Chest, PvPToggle.
Is PvP enabled on the server?: Yes, PvP is enabled but can be toggled using PvPToggle plugin.
Where is the server located?: The server is based in North America (Canada) with minimal lag.
How old is the server?: The server is about a week old.
How can I access the server?: You can access the server using the IP address mc.oopsismp.com.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Ako, Atsuko, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Ibuki, Iroha, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Makoto, Manga, Minecraft, Misaki, News, PVs, Recruitment Event, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles in the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor – it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set where you’ll be battling in the field with Light Armor – it’s a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x Commissions happening right now – because who doesn’t love double the rewards for half the effort? Join us on this insane journey and you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!