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LadyCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, controversial, empowerment, explicit, female desire, Female Pleasure, feminism, FEMINIST, gender equality, Gender Roles, Ladycraft, Minecraft, Provocative, Server, sexual autonomy, Sexual empowerment, sexual expression, sexual freedom, sexual liberation, Sexuality, social norms, taboo, WOMAN

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Towns Built:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that every woman is meant to be “FUCKEDRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY”! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and consensual, of course.

Join us for a wild ride as we build giant phallic structures and engage in epic battles with mobs that resemble giant genitalia. Our community is filled with hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was rejected by a player one too many times. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the rejected creeper?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, always remember to FUCKRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY!

PC Keepers Minecraft Server

16gb ram, 1TB SSD, Computer, Decision making, Gaming, gaming pc, gaming setup, Graphics Card, Intel Core i5, Keepers, Minecraft, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060, PC, Performance, processor, returning, Server, Specs, surface book 3, Tech Review, Technology, value for money, worth keeping

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	800	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

So, picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly a giant pixelated dragon swoops down and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, with the insane specs on our server, including an Intel Core i5 13600KF processor and NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 graphics card, you’ll be able to take down that dragon in no time.

And let’s not forget about the 16GB of DDR4 RAM and 1TB NVMe SSD that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby creeper’s bottom. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be joining us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Trust me, returning that bad boy would be the biggest mistake of your pixelated life.

GROW

balance, Bases, Cosmetics, Drugs, Gaming, hidden role, Items, play to win, Prestige, Prison, prison server, punishment appeals, PvP, Scarldoc, snitch role, snitches, Staff, Survival, Tebex, Tools, Trade, Unique Features

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	7024	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

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G.R.O.W. Prison is a unique prison server with different features other servers don’t dare to have. Gamers’ Realm of Organised Wrongs prides itself in being Play-to-Win and also has free punishment appeals. All items on our Tebex are purely cosmetic and give no advantage to players.

Prestige 1 gives you access to a Survival world where you can grow drugs and make bases with more to be added soon! You can sell drugs and trade them for better tools using /trade [playername] with players still in prison or outside of prison. If you’re unfortunate enough to try to sell to a snitch your balance will be reset and your crops will be deleted. Snitches have to apply for the hidden role and there will be a list of them available to staff only, people can’t just claim to be snitches. If a snitch blows their cover they will no longer be a snitch and have to re-intergrate themselves into the general prison population.

Owned and developed by Scarldoc.

growprison.xyz

SavageViper – Minecraft

Creative, Friends, Minecraft, SavageViper, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3361	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Creative, Survival, SkyBlock, & FRIENDS! Everyone is welcome here. Join us to have the best time you will ever have* (*No promises)

66.70.168.126

MaidSkater’s FunCraft Server

Book, bookwalker, Comic, Digital, Entertainment, Fiction, funcraft, hobby, japanese, leisure, Maid, MaidSkaters, Manga, novel, ONLINE, Pastime, reading, series, Server, Skater, Story, tankoubon, Volume

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the first volume tankoubon of Bookwalker is out and we have nothing better to do than embark on epic quests inspired by the manga!

Join us as we battle giant creepers, ride pigs into battle, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a hilarious manga-inspired storyline that will have you laughing for days. See you in the game!

2Crafty Minecraft Server

2Crafty, Casual, controversy, current events, Day 2, dress code, fashion, fashion statement, formal wear, front page news, headline, Minecraft, News, oh nooooonononono, Outfit, Server, social media, Style, Suit, trending, viral, Wardrobe, You Ain’t Gotta Wear the Full Suit Edition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	132809
Farms Harvested:	529	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of having to wear the full suit of armor in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you ain’t gotta wear the full suit! That’s right, you can run around in just your undies and still be protected from those pesky creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild, it made front page news! The headline read, “oh, nooooonononono,” because our players were having so much fun, they couldn’t stop laughing. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Who needs a full suit of armor when you’ve got a sense of humor as strong as diamond?

CraftyHappening Minecraft Server

.14, breaking news, campaign trail, CraftyHappening, current events, election, electoral results, Happening, landslide victory, leading candidate, Minecraft, News, political analysis, Politics, Polls, post verdict, presidential race, republican party, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states, winning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and witness the most epic battles between players as they fight for dominance in a world where Trump is somehow winning by 14% post verdict. Will you join forces with the Trump supporters or will you lead the resistance against his reign? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – this server is anything but boring! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

HungryCrafts: Minecraft Server

alliances, Arena, beach games, Bitches, BLOODBATH, Challenges, Competition, Cornucopia, districts, HG, host, Hunger Games, HungryCrafts, Image Name, Minecraft, Server, sponsor gifts, strategy, Survival, tribute parade, tributes, Victory, weapons

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	281
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2853
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server, where the only rule is to post images of your Hunger Games victories! Why? Because we believe in celebrating your epic wins in style.

Join us for some Beach Games, where you can battle it out with other players in hilarious mini-games like “Sandcastle Showdown” and “Seagull Scramble.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure buried deep beneath the sand on our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate beach bum champion?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sunscreen, pack your pickaxe, and come join us for some epic beachside shenanigans. Just remember to bring your A-game and leave your seriousness at the door. Let the games begin, bitches!

Blood Mc

Anarchy, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Potions Brewed:	82

Best Lifesteal Smp and your can enjoy alot of minigames with friends in this server! join our discord to find new friends and learn more about blood mc there! Have Fun!

play.bloodmc.fun

At KosVan

Crystalpvp, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2512
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

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