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VanishCraft – Survive & Thrive

apocalyptic scenario, catastrophic event, civilization’s disappearance, civilization’s downfall, civilization’s legacy, existential crisis, human civilization, human existence, human impact on earth, human ingenuity, Human Resilience, human survival instincts, post apocalyptic world, rebuilding society, societal collapse, societal collapse aftermath, societal evolution, societal progress, societal reconstruction, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, VanishCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where u can live out ur post-apocalyptic fantasies! imagine a world where all of humanity’s creations disappear and only the people are left. u gotta survive and rebuild society from scratch. will u be a leader or a follower? will u be a warrior or a farmer? the possibilities are endless!

join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. build epic bases, fight off zombies and creepers, and maybe even find love in the midst of chaos. who knows what adventures await u on this server?

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. only the strong will survive, are u up for the challenge?

NarcissistGamerGirls

aggression, Behavior, bullying, gender, Gender Roles, grandiose narcissism, interpersonal relationships, masculine, Men, mental health, NarcissistGamerGirls, perpetration, power dynamics, Psychology, research, Social Science, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, victimization, vulnerable narcissism, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so like, u know how everyone thinks dudes are the big bullies in the minecraft world? well, this server is here to prove them wrong! we got gurl power all the way, with our queen bees ruling the land with their vulnerable narcissism. forget about grandiose narcissism, it’s all about being a sneaky, manipulative queen bee on this server.

join us if u wanna see some epic girl drama unfold, with backstabbing, gossiping, and power struggles like u’ve never seen before. who needs toxic masculinity when u can have toxic femininity, are we right?

come on over and see if u have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world of female narcissists. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

bold, Carefree, CONFIDENT, Fun, getting drunk, good time, Having Fun, Individuality, meeting girls, meeting guys, Minecraft, nightlife, outspoken, partying, Personality, rebel, Scoremans, Scoresman, Self-expression, Server, socializing, Unapologetic, Wild

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

BootyCraft, Kevin Nash Rape Assault Sexual violence Trauma Black men Detroit Ninety-two Horrifying Helpless Justice Crying Suffering Pain Humiliation Brutality Survival Resilience Recovery Awareness, kevin’s, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1055
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyFamilyDrama

Abuse, BELIEF, BlockyFamilyDrama, blood family, Boundaries, Cheating, Court, Evidence, family, forgiveness, GOD, Harassment, healing, love, Manipulation, parental rights, rejection, sibling, step dad, Support, Trauma

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, CHANGE, Childhood, Collectibles, Competition, consumerism, Cool, creativity, Disappointment, incentives, Kids, Marketing, Nostalgia, packaging, Prizes, profit, promotions, regulations, Toys, trends

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	845065
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

104.234.224.212:25729

ArcticChill Minecraft Server

ArcticChill, bitter cold, bone-chilling, bundle up, chilly, cold, cold snap, cold weather, Freezing, Frigid, Frostbite, frosty, Harsh, help needed, hypothermia, ICY, Minecraft, Server, Shivering, subzero temperatures, Winter, winter blues, winter chill

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.