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FunCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Adventure, amusement, Engaging, Enjoyable, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, funcraft, Game, Gaming, Interactive, leisure, Leisurely, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Recreation, recreational activities, Server, video game, virtual world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Animals Bred:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear sunglasses!

We have a secret underground city filled with dancing villagers and a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled cave. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance-off and the winner gets a diamond crown. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

“WhyCraft” Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, criticism, dark fantasy, Exploration, fanbase, Fromsoft, games, jank gameplay, Levels, Lore, Minecraft, reused assets, Server, Special, Studio, technical mess, TRASHED, united praise, WhyCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Animals Bred:	178
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay and recycled content? Well, look no further because our server is like the Bloodborne of Minecraft servers!

Just like how /v/ showers Bloodborne with praise, our server will have you singing its praises too. Sure, some may call it a technical mess, but that just adds to the charm, right? Who wants a perfectly polished server anyway?

Join us for a wild ride filled with jank gameplay, reused assets, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

Inlaw Invasion Minecraft Server

Accommodation, advice, aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clean, Communication, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, husband, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, Invasion, marital bed, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, overstepping, Permission, Server, SHEETS, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Votes:	9920

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – especially when it comes to your virtual bedroom!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about your in-laws crashing in and taking over your bed. Our server is a safe space where you can rest easy knowing that your virtual sheets are always clean and your marital bed is off-limits to meddling relatives.

We promise that no one will ever overstep your boundaries like your MIL and SIL did in real life. And if they try, we have a special “kick out the in-laws” feature that will send them packing faster than you can say “minecraft drama.”

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can relax and unwind without any unwanted guests in your virtual bedroom. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family drama!

CuckCraft BreastToucher Server

BreastToucher, communication skills, CuckCraft, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, family loyalty, family traditions, Gender Roles, generational values, hyphenating last name, name changes, relationship boundaries, respect for others, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social expectations, traditional values, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience family feuds, sibling rivalries, and intense arguments just like the one described above! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over last names, heated debates over wedding plans, and even some anime toy insults thrown in for good measure. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want? Join now and become part of the chaos – AITA for making this server so ridiculously entertaining?

CraftyCheatzMC

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, academic stress, Cheating, cheating behavior, cheating consequences, cheating culture, cheating in school, cheating prevention, consequences, CraftyCheatzMC, dishonesty, education, Ethics, Moral values, parental influence, parenting, PRESSURE, role modeling, School, student behavior

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of your child struggling in school? Are you tired of them bringing home bad grades and disappointing you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Imagine a world where your child can build their way to the top of the class by using creative hacks and cheats to ace every test and assignment. No more late night study sessions, no more tears over failed exams. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and the rules of the game, but who cares about those anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and watch as your child becomes the ultimate academic mastermind, all thanks to the power of cheating!

BlockyDownUnder: NoMoreNaughtyBits

Australia, BlockyDownUnder, Censorship, Child protection, children, Code, cybersecurity, digital age, Government, internet firms, internet regulations, internet safety, NoMoreNaughtyBits, online content, online monitoring, online privacy, online safety, parental controls, porn, Protection, regulations, Technology

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so like, imagine a world where kids can just like, stumble upon some hardcore adult stuff while playing Minecraft. like, that’s not cool, right? so this server is like, super strict about making sure kids don’t see any of that nasty stuff. we got a team of trained kangaroos who patrol the server 24/7 to make sure everything is PG. if you join, you’ll get a free pet koala who will keep you safe from all the inappropriate stuff. plus, if you don’t follow the rules, you’ll have to wrestle a crocodile in-game. it’s wild, mate. come join the chaos!

InterwebzBuddies

Anonymity, chance encounters, chance meetings, connectivity, cyber connections, cyber encounters, digital communication, digital relationships, hidden connections, internet, internet connections, InterwebzBuddies, ONLINE, online anonymity, online presence, serendipity, social media, virtual coincidences, virtual interactions, web encounters, web interactions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchantments Applied:	270	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server, when suddenly you come across this dude who turns out to be the same person you argued with on a random meme page last week. like, what are the odds, man?

but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. we’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. not to mention, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, then this is the server for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a creeper). oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who are using it as a front for their underground poultry empire? yeah, things get pretty clucked up around here.

ZynnCraft_1.20.6: Where Even The Endermen Can’t Resist A Good Non-P2W Faction Battle

Ability Items, battle, bedrock, blocks, Community, Currency, Discord, endermen, Experience, Faction, Factions, Features, Good, Ip:, join us, Minecraft, Nonp2w, Overview, PORT, Resist, Server, Tnt, Vanilla, welcome, world border, ZynnCraft_1.20.6

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2035
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594

A Non-Pay-to-Win Vanilla+ Factions experience

Server Overview

Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

Key Features

True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.
TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.
World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community.
Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing.
No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today!

FAQ

1. Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports Bedrock players as well.

2. Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server offers a non-pay-to-win experience.

3. Are there special items with unique abilities on the server?

Yes, players can discover and utilize Ability Items that grant unique abilities.

UkraineCraft – Minecraft Server

Chinese companies, Czech, Drones, equipment explorer, EU, icc, intelligence, Maps, migrants, military aid, Minecraft, Moscow, nato, PoWs, russia, sanctions, Server, Slovakia, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, visually confirmed losses, Zelenskiy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	124
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the daily battlefield assessment involves more drama than a soap opera. Join us and witness Zelenskiy signing security agreements in Brussels one minute, only to be visiting troops in eastern Ukraine to boost morale the next.

But that’s not all – we’ve got Russia blocking media outlets left and right, migrants flooding into Moscow faster than you can say “redstone,” and NATO appointing a Dutch Prime Minister as its next secretary-general because why not?

And if you’re into crazy stories, how about 90 Ukrainian POWs being freed from Russian captivity or Ukraine downing almost 90% of the drones launched by Russia? It’s like a real-life Minecraft battle royale, but with more political intrigue and less diamond swords.

So join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead? 🤪🔥 #JoinTheChaos #MinecraftMadness

ApocBlock Minecraft Server

ApocBlock, Billions, CONTENT, Destroyed, Digital, duplicate, engine, internet, keyword, long tail, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Optimization, phrase, PRESENCE, Repetition, search, Seo, Server, She, strategy, tags

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	9577	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and the wrath of our resident destroyer, who has single-handedly demolished billions of blocks with her bare hands. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos as she unleashes her fury upon the unsuspecting landscape.

But fear not, for there is more to this server than just destruction. Dive into our custom-built mini-games, where you can challenge your friends to epic battles of parkour, spleef, and even a game of “Hot Potato” with actual TNT blocks. Just make sure you have a good pair of running shoes handy!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our custom dungeons filled with deadly traps, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few surprise encounters with the legendary Ender Dragon. Can you survive the challenges and emerge victorious?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious adventure or a catastrophic disaster. Just remember to watch out for the destroyer… she’s always looking for her next target.