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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8459 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.
join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.
plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.
don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.
