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Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

BlockyBullyz

BlockyBullyz, bullying, Cyber Security, cyberbully awareness, cyberbully prevention, cyberbully support, cyberbullying, digital bullying, digital harassment, Digital World, Harassment, Holobully, hologram, internet, mental health, online bullying, online safety, social media, Technology, virtual bullying, virtual reality

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2860
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	9941
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

Karen’s Crafty Kingdom: Where White Women Don’t Deserve Diamonds

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	7641	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	7285
Farms Harvested:	829	Emeralds Found:	2626
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Superior Kami Trio? Look no further, because our server is so epic, even the demons from Digital Devil Saga are jamming to our soundtracks on repeat!

Join our server and fuse with other players like a true fusion autist with our Megaten Fusion Tools. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so legendary, even Atlus Japan is tweeting about us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Blocky Memes & Creeper Dreams: The ‘Hello r9k’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

Crafty Creepers: Where Weirdos Unite to Build, Explore, and Troll in Blocky World

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and average adventurers? Look no further, because on our server, we only attract the most bizarre and wacky players from around the world!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a llama as your trusty sidekick, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to turn any block into a giant slice of pizza.

So, if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

“Youth, Adventures, artistic integrity, artistic quality, blocky, career, Doom 93, Effort, ethical chain, ethical obligation, game development, Game Devs, genre, global passion, Hardship, human condition, immaterial balance, Impact, inspiration, McBlockface, Passion, planescape torment, Quality

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Items Found:	4493	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	138

Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!

Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!

Funky Fudge Factory

Bipolar, Communication, confidentiality, coping, denial, depression, FACTORY, forum, fraud, fudge, Funky, MANIC, medication, mental health awareness, mental illness, misunderstanding, Online Community, regret, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions! Are you feeling manic? Depressed? Pretending to be bipolar for fun? We’ve got the perfect place for you! Our server is so chaotic, you won’t even know if you’re actually playing Minecraft or just pretending to be a Minecraft player.

Come join us and experience the thrill of trying to delete a post that reveals your deepest secrets, only to realize it’s impossible to erase your digital footprint. Will your parents find out? Will your doctor think you’re a fraud? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it gets leaked in a forum post).

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!