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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7943 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8589 |
so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.
you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.
and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.
so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!
