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Minecraft SMP LoneStar96

1996, BETRAYAL, Chris Cooper, Cool, Corruption, Drama, Family secrets, film, HARD, infertility, John Sayles, Lone Star, LoneStar96, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, powerful storytelling, relationships, small town, smp, texas, unexpected ending, unexpected twist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Votes:	2294
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the unexpected is always expected! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything, just like the ending of that film that made someone hard for some reason. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join too, like our annual llama rodeo where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play chess with. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time!

MommyCraft: Noobs Beware!

autism, BEWARE, child protection services, cluttered home, codependency, disability, Divorce, dog sitting, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, financial abuse, health and safety concerns, infestations, Mold, MommyCraft, moral duty, neglect, Noobs, Parental Responsibility, POVERTY, Reporting, sibling relationships, social anxiety

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	436201
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character is tasked with dog-sitting in a house filled with black mold, clutter, and even a guinea pig in the kitchen! But wait, there’s more – your family members are all codependent, your mom is using your sister’s disability money for luxury vacations, and your dad is nowhere to be found!

But fear not, because in this server, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos and decide whether to report your family to the Minecraft equivalent of social services. Will you choose to save the day, or will you let the madness continue?

Join now for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience! Who knew dog-sitting could be so entertaining? 😉🐶🏠 #MinecraftMadness

StruggleCraft – Love Edition

avoidance behavior, communication breakdown, couples therapy, Edition, emotional disconnect, Emotional distance, hidden struggles, lack of intimacy, love, mental health, overlooked signs, partnership challenges, Relationship Counseling, relationship issues, Relationship Red Flags, signs of distress., signs of struggle, silent suffering, StruggleCraft, struggling partner, unaddressed issues, unrecognized distress, unspoken problems

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	5073
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a strict “no freeloading” policy! Join us and watch as your partner finally starts pulling their weight in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, which has been known to turn even the most stubborn players into hopeless romantics. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate while exploring our pixelated world.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying that playing Minecraft with your partner has never been more… interesting.

UsinskCraft: Fire & Fury

breaking news, Damage, Disaster, emergency, environmental impact, explosion, explosion news, Fire, fury, Incident, industrial accident, investigation, Major, Oil Refinery, refinery explosion, Reports, russia, Russia explosion, Safety, Usinsk, Usinsk fire, UsinskCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5243	Dragon Eggs Found:	8309
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

OMG u guys, have u heard about the EPIC server where u can set off CRAZY explosions like an oil refinery in Russia??! 😱🔥🚀 Join us for some FIRE action and watch the world BURN in a blaze of glory! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when u can blow stuff up instead?! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself started the fire just to lure players to our server. So come on over and let’s light up the night sky together! 💥🔥🌌 #ExplosiveFun #HerobrineApproved #JoinUsNow

MoralityCraft: Election Edition

Behavior, court cases, Decision making, Edition, election, elections, Ethics, Governance, health, Implications, law, Moral values, MoralityCraft, Politics, Psychology, public policy, research, seasonality, Social Sciences, society, Timing, UBC study, VALUES

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

So, like, this server be like a rollercoaster ride for your soul, man. We got seasons of moral values going on, like, whoa dude. It’s like one day you’re all about helping your neighbor and the next day you’re stealing their diamonds in the virtual world. It’s a wild ride, bro.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a saint or a sinner on any given day. Plus, imagine the chaos in the virtual court cases and elections we’ll have. It’s gonna be a riot, man.

So, like, come join us on this crazy journey of moral ambiguity and see where the seasons take you. It’s gonna be a trip, dude.

MEDUSACRAFT SMP | UNIQUE ECONOMY & SURVIVAL | STAFF NEEDED!

Crate rewards, Discord, Earth, Economy, free to play, Grief Protection, MedusaCraft, Minecraft, Needed, pay to win, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, server ip, smp, Staff, Store, Survival, Towny, Unique, vote ranks

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

MedusaCraft | Information

MedusaCraft is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.

Important Info

Server IP – play.medusacraft.orgDiscord Link – https://discord.gg/tCxEfrkD3RStore – http://store.medusacraft.org/

pmc.medusacraft.org

ExoriaSMP: Where even the creepers are asking for a raise 13+

BetterRTP, Clearlag, CMILib, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Discordsrv, Essentials, ExoriaSMP, guard, Jobs, luckperms, Minecraft, Plugins, raise, rules, Shop, SimplePortals, smp, Survival, Tab, Tpa, VAULT, Worldedit

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

ExoriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Keep Inventory	On
Difficulty	Normal
IP	ExoriaSMP.serv.gs

Features:

Website
Community
Fully in-house operated server
Discord bridge

Rules:

Don’t be racist
No hacking
Change your nickname to be your Minecraft IGN
No NSFW content
No speedrunning
No spamming
No combat log
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense
Be honest

Guiding Principle:

Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.

Plugins Used:

Plugin Name
BetterRTP
Clearlag modified
CMILib
DiscordSRV
Essentials
Jobs
Shop
Luckperms
SimplePortals
Tpa
TAB
Vault
WorldEdit + Guard

Join the Server:

If you want to join, click Here

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, cat, cat lover, Country, countryside, cute, domestic animal, domesticated, Feline, four-legged friend, für, mammal, meow, Minecraft, pet, pet owner, purr, PurrfectCraft, Rural, rural living, Server, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where cats rule the land? Well, look no further because on our server, cats are banned! That’s right, no more pesky felines stealing your loot or knocking over your precious redstone creations. Join us and experience a world where dogs reign supreme and creepers are actually friendly! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

CuckCraft, cucks, ending, ever, fucking, happier, Happy, Hero, just, Kek, KWAB, Like.., long tail, love, NothingMakesMeHappier, One, Seeing.., Shit, smp, tags, worst endings, you

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

SchoolDramaBeGone Minecraft Server

child safety, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, Family Values, financial struggles, Hunger, lunchtime, Minecraft, parental roles, parenting, principal meeting, school district, school lunches, SchoolDramaBeGone, Server, teacher involvement, theft, theft prevention, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value sharing and caring for one another’s virtual lunches! 🍔🍎

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Join us and meet a community of players who understand the importance of a good meal, even in pixelated form! Our server is filled with players who are willing to pack an extra lunch for those in need, just like the dad in this story who packs two lunches for his daughter to share. 🥪

👩‍⚕️ Need a break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape, just like the nurse mom who works night shifts and needs a little pick-me-up during the day. 💤

🏫 Explore our virtual world and discover the joys of teamwork and empathy, just like the dad who believes in helping others in need, even if it means sacrificing a lunch or two. 🤝

💥 So come on over and join our server, where the only stealing happening is players stealing hearts with their generosity and kindness! 💖 Who needs diamonds when you can have a community like this? 💎✨