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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3394 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 89 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
