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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4797 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 931 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
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so, forget about putin and his accusations, come join our minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!
