Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness
90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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Pixel Land – Virtual Stars 1.21.1
1.21.1, 2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Land, Million Production, Neo-porte, NoriPro, PIXEL, react, Sinsogumi, Stars, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, virtual, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO
Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual world full of Japanese Vtubers and crazy stuff. We got Aogiri Highschool, Dot Live, and even Hololive! Imagine building your own Vtuber empire and ruling over all the numbers. It’s like a weeb’s dream come true, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. Join now and let’s make some virtual chaos together!

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CraftingFails
bad at budgeting, bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at decision making, bad at drawing, bad at driving, bad at fixing things, bad at following directions, bad at math, bad at multitasking, bad at organization, bad at public speaking, bad at remembering names, bad at singing, bad at socializing, bad at sports, bad at staying focused, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at writing, CraftingFails
Are you tired of being bad at everything in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a master builder, redstone engineer, and PvP champion all in one day!
Our server is like a magical land where even the most clumsy players can become Minecraft gods. Just ask Timmy, who couldn’t even place a block straight before joining our server. Now he’s building pixel art statues of himself riding a diamond horse into battle!
So if you’re tired of failing at life, come join our server and start winning at everything. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Steve Jobs and invent the next big thing in blocky technology. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times you’ll die to creepers.

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Tiny Galaxy Quest
Astronomical Observations, Astronomy News, celestial objects, cosmic phenomenon, Dwarf Galaxy, Extraterrestrial Origins, faint, Fast Radio Burst, galactic discoveries, Galaxy, Halfway Across, long tail, mysterious signals, observable universe, Quest, radio astronomy, seemingly, space exploration, tags, Tiny, traced back, unexpected
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is out of this world? well, this server is literally OUT OF THIS WORLD. we got fast radio bursts coming from a tiny, faint dwarf galaxy that is like, more than halfway across the universe. like, how crazy is that? join our server and be a part of this intergalactic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll discover aliens or something. just watch out for creepers in space suits, they’re the worst. come join us for a cosmic experience that will blow your mind. it’s like, totally out of this world, dude.

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Edmgame.aternos.me server minecraft
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Opening 12:57 Closes 22:55 If there is no opening at this time, then the fragrance on vacation
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Solarion SMP

application, collaboration, Community, dedicated players, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, exclusive, friendship, games, hermitcraft, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Megabuilds, Parkour, player-run, Puzzles, Redstone, shopping district, smp, Solarion, Survival multiplayer

Welcome to Solarion SMP!

Whether you’ve been around the SMP merry-go-round or it’s your first time playing on a survival multiplayer server, Solarion can be your new home! Launched on January 10, 2025, we have a thriving community of around 20 active members, with peaks of 30. We are looking for dedicated players who want to build friendships, collaborate, and create incredible megabases!

Why Solarion SMP?

Solarion is a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. We take pride in fostering a welcoming, friendly, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. This is a server for builders, redstoners, skin creators, and those who love the social aspect of Minecraft. Our goal is to create an inclusive and engaging environment where players can share their skills and ideas while building something truly special together.

Server Details

Version	Java 1.21.4
Location	Hosted in Arizona, US, but welcoming players worldwide! (Many of our members are from the EU)
Age Requirement	18+ only
Chat Policy	Unfiltered chat with open discussions, dark humor, and strong language allowed—but always with respect and maturity.

Season 5 Features

Shopping District	Plot-based and player-run with a diamond economy.
Games District	Includes Redstone games, casinos, mazes, parkour, and puzzles.
Community Centre	Featuring mailboxes and a starter area for newcomers.
Special Event Coordinators	Dedicated players organizing fun server-wide events!

DataPacks & Plugins

Drop Heads: Players & mobs drop heads upon death.
CoreProtect: Anti-griefing & theft protection without land claims.
Axgraves: Items are stored in a chest upon death.
Simple Voice Chat: Optional proximity voice chat for immersive play.
Armor Stand Tools: Better customization & invisible item frames.
Player Sleep: Only 10% of players need to sleep to skip the night.
Bluemap: View the world in 3D from your browser!

Looking for a Community of Builders and Friends?

If you love making massive builds, collaborating on projects, and forming long-lasting friendships, Solarion SMP is the perfect place for you. We want dedicated players who enjoy Minecraft not just as a game, but as a way to create and connect with others.

How to Join

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/WfxQCkdu9J
Fill out an application: Put effort into it so we can get to know you!
Reapply if needed: If your first application doesn’t meet our criteria, you’re welcome to revise and reapply.

Come be part of something great—apply today and help shape the world of Solarion SMP!

Job Quest Girlfriend 1.20.3
1.20.3, achieving goals, benefits of having a job, career, DATING, dating advice, emotional well being, Financial Stability, finding love, Girlfriend, Job, job satisfaction, Job Search, long-term commitment, love, personal growth, Quest, relationship, self improvement, self-confidence, success, work-life balance
OMG, forget about getting a job, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because here, you can find a virtual girlfriend who will love you for your blocky character and pixelated charm. Who needs a real job when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend, amirite? Plus, you can build a house together and live happily ever after in a world made of cubes. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

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PutinCraft: Make Ukraine Great Again!
aggression, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Great, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, Peace, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, trump, Ukraine, Ukrainian civilians, united states, violence, War, world news
join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where trump and putin are playing rock paper scissors for peace but the war is still going on and ukrainian civilians are getting rekt. on our server, you can build a giant wall to keep out any pesky politicians trying to start drama. join now and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, except creepers cuz they suck. #peaceoutpoliticians #minecraftforthewin

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Wooden Chewers United
Alternative Medicine, Antioxidant, Brain, brain function, brain health, Chewers, Chewing, chewing gum, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dental health, Glutathione, holistic health, Materials, memory tasks, natural remedies, neuroscience, oral health, study, United, wood, wooden, wooden tongue depressors
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT WOODEN TONGUE DEPRESSORS TO CHEW ON! IT MAKES U SMARTER AND REMEMBER STUFF BETTER! U CAN BUILD A WHOLE WOODEN EMPIRE AND BE THE SMARTEST MINECRAFTER AROUND! FORGET GUM, WOOD IS WHERE IT’S AT! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WOODEN GENIUS! 🌲🧠🔨

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Fresh Bite Minecraft 1.21.3
1.21.3, BITE, Breath, Chew, Chewing, Curiosity, Experience, flavor, Food, Fresh, Gum, Habit, Minecraft, Mint, Mouth, oral hygiene, question.., Repetitive, Sensation, snack, Taste, teeth, Texture
Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!
It’s like biting into a juicy watermelon on a hot summer day, except it’s a virtual world where you can build whatever the heck you want.
Imagine the thrill of exploring caves and finding hidden treasures, all while dodging creepers and zombies like you’re in a real-life horror movie.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will get your heart racing faster than a cheetah on speed.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Minecraft madness!

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BlockPartyReject
48-hour shifts, Audacity, berating team, BlockPartyReject, critical release, DevOps lead, disrespectful manager, Gaslighting, negligent manager, poor management, professional boundaries, rejecting job offer, Resentment, setting boundaries, side business during work hours, toxic work environment, Trauma, work ethic, work stress
🌟🌟🌟 WELCOME TO OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! 🌟🌟🌟
🤣🤣🤣 SO YOU THINK YOU’VE HAD BAD BOSSES BEFORE? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS DEVIL OF A MANAGER! 🤣🤣🤣
👾👾👾 HE WOULD MISS MEETINGS, IGNORE TASKS, RUN HIS SIDE BUSINESS DURING WORK HOURS, AND GASLIGHT HIS TEAM! 👾👾👾
🔥🔥🔥 AND GET THIS – HE PULLED A CRITICAL RELEASE BY TWO WEEKS WITHOUT ASKING THE TEAM, FORCING US TO WORK 48-HOUR SHIFTS! 🔥🔥🔥
😱😱😱 THEN, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, HE BERATED US AT 3 AM FOR A MINOR DEPLOYMENT ISSUE HE CAUSED! 😱😱😱
🚫🚫🚫 I FINALLY SAID “ENOUGH” AND LEFT THE COMPANY, BUT THEN HE HAD THE NERVE TO OFFER ME A JOB AT HIS NEW COMPANY! 🚫🚫🚫
🤣🤣🤣 CAN YOU BELIEVE THE AUDACITY? JOIN OUR SERVER FOR A LAUGH AND TO ESCAPE REAL-LIFE CRAZINESS! 🤣🤣🤣
🚀🚀🚀 NO MORE BAD BOSSES HERE, JUST FUN AND GAMES IN A WORLD WHERE YOU’RE THE BOSS! 🚀🚀🚀
JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T REGRET! 🎉🎉🎉

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