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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1532 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
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