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Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

BLOCK, blood pressure, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, dementia, Edition, environmental impact, hazard, health, health implications, health risks, heart attacks, Party, Plastic, plastic bottle dangers, plastic bottle health risks, plastic bottle usage, plastic bottles, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, public health concerns, research findings, single-use plastics, strokes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	262	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	2029	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Potions Brewed:	166
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

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ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

#Fantastic News, actress, chilling, Cinema, Date night, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fantastic, film, Fun, Halloween, horror movie, Minecraft, New Release, News, night out, Popcorn, rhea ripley, Scary, scream, smp, spooky, Thriller

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Alien Abductions:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

busiest day, busy schedule, BusyBeeDay, challenging situations, coping mechanisms, hectic day, learning experiences, life events, life experiences, life milestones, Managing stress, memorable days, Minecraft, overwhelming moments, personal development, personal growth, prioritizing tasks, productivity, self reflection, smp, Stress Management, time crunch, Time management

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	290
Emeralds Found:	7907	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

22-year-old, Afghanistan, arrest, charges, Connections, election day attack, extremism, football stadium, France, ISLAMIC STATE, ISupportISIS22FranceUSAttack, Links, man, plotting, Police, SECURITY, shopping center, Support, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchantments Applied:	106	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

Artificial Intelligence, Auto, Automation, autonomous vehicles, comparison, convenience, Craft, DRIVE, Driving, efficiency, Evolution, Fun, Future, innovation, Mobility, progress, robotics, Safety, segways, self driving cars, Technology, Transportation, trends, Walking

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

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