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CraftyKhamenei’sWarMinecraftServer

Conflict, CraftyKhameneisWarMinecraftServer, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear deal, Peace, peace talks, political leaders, president, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so like, u know how iran and israel are always like, not getting along? well, our server is like, the perfect place for them to like, chill and build stuff together instead of fighting all the time. like, our president is always telling khamenei to like, stop the war talk and just come play minecraft with us. it’s like, so much fun and everyone is like, laughing and having a good time. so like, if u wanna avoid war and just have a blast, come join our server and let’s all be friends and build cool stuff together. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

SpaceCraft60: No End in Sight

60 days, Astronauts, boeing, Endurance, extended stay, ISS, long duration mission, NASA, no end in sight, orbital journey, Sight, Space, space adventure, space exploration, space mission, space odyssey, space station, space technology, Space Travel, SpaceCraft60, spaceflight, STARLINER

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so like, imagine if those boeing starliner astronauts were actually playing on our minecraft server, they would never want to come back to earth! like, they’ve been in space for over 60 days now and they’re probably just building epic space bases and battling aliens and stuff.

our server is out of this world, literally! we have custom planets to explore, crazy alien mobs to fight, and even a black hole that leads to a secret dimension filled with diamonds and gold.

join our server and become the ultimate space explorer, leave those boring astronauts behind and come play with us in the stars! who needs gravity when you can fly around in a spaceship and mine for space ore? come join us, it’s a blast!

SpinelessNebbercracker

accident, animated film, broken spine, children’s movie, cleaned off, climbing down, constance, danger, Fall, haunted house, Horror, injury, monster house, Mr. Nebbercracker, preventing, rescue, spine injury, SpinelessNebbercracker, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD! SO, ONE TIME, THIS DUDE NAMED MR. NEBBERCRACKER DIDN’T CLEAN UP CONSTANCE AND SHE TURNED INTO A MONSTER HOUSE! LIKE, WUT?! IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U CAN PREVENT MONSTER HOUSES FROM TAKING OVER UR WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES COTTON CANDY! SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE MONSTER HOUSES GET U TOO! LOLZ!

TikTokBodyImageDisaster

body image, body positivity, body shaming, content moderation, Eating disorders, flagged content, harmful content, harmful effects, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, negative impact, online safety, platform responsibility, self esteem, social media, social media influence, tiktok, TikTokBodyImageDisaster, video consumption, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Buildings Constructed:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, u know how tiktok can mess with ur head, right? well, this server is like the opposite of that! here, u can build ur own world and be whoever u want to be without worrying about what other ppl think. no toxic vibes here, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have the most insane events like, once a month we have a giant pig race where u can win diamonds and stuff. so, like, join us and leave all that tiktok drama behind. u won’t regret it, i swear!

Prosper SMP: The Server Where Everyone Forgets Square & Curly Braces! 1.21! Age 16+ Only!

age, Anarchy, braces, build projects, clowns, Community, Curly, dedicated players, discord server, FORGETS, Friendly, games, Griefers, hackers, ideals, Join, Mature, Mature Community, Minecraft, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interest, smp, Square, Vanilla, Variety of Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5371
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3345
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

Description

Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules for the server?	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
Do all members need to join the discord server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Here is the link to our discord server: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

BabyBiz Minecraft Server

adult baby, adult baby economy, BabyBiz, business opportunities, Community, Demand, Economy, Entrepreneurship, fetish, growth potential, Investment, Lifestyle, market research, Minecraft, niche market, online marketplaces, products, revenue streams, Roleplay, Server, Services, social media marketing, Supply

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2792
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and dive headfirst into the adult baby economy! That’s right, we’ve got a whole world dedicated to adult babies and their unique needs. From giant diaper factories to pacifier mines, you’ll never run out of ways to make a profit in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diaper Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of enchanted diapers. Will you be brave enough to face the Diaper Dragon and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey into the wild and wacky world of the adult baby economy! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GF_Grinder_MinecraftSMP

50k, Agreement, Capped, Commitment, Deal, finances, financial limitations, gf, GF_Grinder_MinecraftSMP, Girlfriend, LIMITATIONS, MONEY, net worth, Partnership, Proposal, relationship, restrictions, Value, wealth, WORTH..

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you might just find yourself a virtual girlfriend! That’s right, we have a special plugin that matches players up based on their in-game compatibility. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

NoRoom4USorry

apartment hunting, Boundaries, cold and callous, Communication, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, graduate student, lack of response, last minute, long distance, Moving, Négotiation, new chapter, NoRoom4USorry, PhD program, power dynamics, Relocation, renting, roommate, Time management, unprofessional

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8694
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Towns Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a graduate student trying to find housing? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the story of this poor landlord dealing with a flaky tenant.

Join us for the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next! Will your house suddenly disappear like this student’s housing opportunity? Will you be left hanging like the unanswered texts? The only way to find out is to join our server and experience the chaos for yourself.

Who needs a PhD program when you can navigate the drama of our Minecraft server? Come join us and see if you can survive the twists and turns of our virtual world. Just remember to communicate with your fellow players, or you might end up like this unfortunate landlord, feeling cold and callous.

CashFlowCraft SMP

achieving goals, CashFlowCraft, dream career, dream job, exploring passions, financial freedom, following dreams, fulfilling aspirations, living without limits, living without restrictions, living without worry, luxury lifestyle, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, pursuing dreams, pursuing happiness, pursuing interests, smp, ultimate freedom, unlimited opportunities, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	9380

If money wasn’t a problem, I’d be living it up on the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Picture this: a land where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers throw wild parties every night. Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragon-riding pigs, building castles out of enchanted cheese, and riding llamas into battle against evil bunnies. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyTelepathy

Collective consciousness, Communication, compassion, Connection, Consciousness, CraftyTelepathy, Empathy, Global, Humanity, long tail tags, love, mental connection, Message, mind reading, telepathic communication, telepathy, Thoughts, Understanding, Unity, world peace

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ores Mined:	3499

If you could telepathically say something to all 7.9 billion people on earth right now, you should totally join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. So come join us and let’s create a world where llamas rule and dancing creepers are the norm!