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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9338 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6295 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
