sneezetastic Minecraft Servers

sneezetastic Minecraft Servers

  • SnifflesCraft – Where even the creepers have allergies! Join us at ‘/uuu/’ for a sneeze-tastic adventure!

    SnifflesCraft – Where even the creepers have allergies! Join us at ‘/uuu/’ for a sneeze-tastic adventure!
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3712
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! We’ve got streams that will make you question reality, merch that will make you feel like a birthday queen, and a Twitter feed that will have you saying “Ara Ara” in no time.

    Join us for a journey through the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community and experience streams that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least it’ll be a hilarious regret).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 5572
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9205
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Towns Built: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Post-Coital Pixels

    Post-Coital Pixels
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 1768
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 532489 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

    Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

    But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

    So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

    CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 1065
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

    On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

    If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

    CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 6803
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 6513
    Villages Defended: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

    🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

    🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

    🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

    LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9402
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6484 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

    Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

    Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 1162
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Zombie Dances: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLoliLand

    CraftyLoliLand
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6941
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Towns Built: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

    ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7553
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

    So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

    Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7035
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

    But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

    Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 1535
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Potions Brewed: 88 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

    Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

    Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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