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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2054 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4628 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.