SneakNBeats – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

RockBlockers
Access, Arctic, Closure, conservation, controversy, cultural heritage, Damage, Earth, Environment, geology, indigenous, Inuit group, Inuit land rights, oldest rocks, preservation, Protection, research, restricted access, RockBlockers, scientists
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, most epic server in all of minecraft history!
we got rocks that are so old, they make ur grandma look like a spring chicken! and get this, they were damaged by scientists! like, what were they even doing? probably trying to make a potion that turns u into a chicken or something.
the inuit group had to close off access to these rocks cuz they were too powerful for mere mortals to handle. but guess what? we got access to them on our server! u can mine these ancient rocks and harness their power for urself.
so what r u waiting for? join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers or something. no promises tho.

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New Server IP

EarthVision

Address, bedrock, Community, custom-towny, devs, Discord, EarthVision, Features, java, Launch, Map, Minecraft, Passion, PERMISSIONS, Plot System, Plugins, Roles, Server, smp, Structures, Towny

Welcome to EarthVision Season 4!

Launch Date: February 8th, 2023

About EarthVision:

EarthVision is a 7-year-old Minecraft community with a one-of-a-kind Earth map and custom-developed Towny system. Our server offers unique features and a passionate community of players.

Features:

1:500 scale Earth map with vanilla structures
Custom Towny system with advanced plot management
Better permission system for creating custom town roles

Join Us:

Address: play.earthvision.eu

Discord: https://discord.gg/8DMzbUVk7S

FAQ:

Q: When is the server launching?	A: The server will launch on February 8th, 2023.
Q: What features does EarthVision offer?	A: EarthVision has a one-of-a-kind Earth map at a 1:500 scale with vanilla structures, as well as a custom Towny system with advanced plot management and a better permission system for creating custom town roles.

Genius VOMS Project 1.21.4
#youtube, 1.21.4, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, Former members, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henya the Genius VOMS Project, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, Michimata Batoya, Pole Position Edition, Project, ragtag, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, vtvsj, Zengaku Sanparo
Yo, bros and broettes, check out this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, fam! Join us for some epic gaming with the Pole Position Edition/999 crew, featuring Henya the Genius from Vshojo and the VOMS Project!
We got former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya bringing the heat with their mad skills.
And don’t even get me started on the related peeps like Ebosi and Amano Pikamee Archive – they’re straight fire, yo! So come on down and let’s get this party started, because this server is gonna blow your mind, bro! #MinecraftMadness #PolePositionEdition999 #CrayCrayServer

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New Server IP
Stereotype Showdown Minecraft Server
Bangladeshis, condescending demeanor, Drunk, Give back, India, Indians, jokes, Minecraft, misogynistic, mixed gendered, mocking, onlyfans, Pakistanis, Party, Server, showdown, Silence, South Asians, stereotype, stereotyping, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, white friends
Are you tired of dealing with condescending players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild and hilarious time that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!
We have a diverse group of players from all over the world, including India and beyond. And let me tell you, the drama is real! One time, a player started making stereotypical jokes about Indians, but our hero from India wasn’t having it. They clapped back with a savage comeback that left everyone speechless. It was like a Minecraft version of a Bollywood movie!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up to stereotypes and dish out some epic burns, this is the place for you. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a meme-worthy moment that will go down in Minecraft history. See you in the game!

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New Server IP
HolyBlockParty
alcoholism, alienation, atheist, Catholic, child custody, Church, church attendance, church impress, church visit, co parenting, custody, Divorce, emotional maturity, HolyBlockParty, parenting decisions, parenting principles, Religion, religious beliefs, religious exploration, religious exposure, unfaithfulness
Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your beliefs and values? Look no further! Our server is like a religious debate in a virtual world, where you can build your own temples, churches, mosques, or even a spaghetti monster shrine!
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring different religions without the commitment. Just like this OP’s ex, you can impress your crush by showing off your religious knowledge in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true calling in the world of Minecraft!
Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent your virtual blocks. Join us now and let the religious chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing we worship is the almighty diamond sword.

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New Server IP
OilDrillersUnite Minecraft SMP
bill, Congress, congressional approval, energy development, energy independence, energy legislation, energy policy, energy production, energy security, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, executive powers, Fossil Fuels, future Presidents, government regulations, legislative process, Minecraft, Natural resources, oil drilling, OilDrillersUnite, political decisions, public policy, smp
OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server. Like, what even is life right now?
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing Kumbaya while wearing diamond armor. It’s like a magical experience, man.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of derpiness. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🎉🐷🕺 #MinecraftMadness

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New Server IP
SecretsMC: HowScrewedRU?
BETRAYAL, consequences, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, exposure, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, HowScrewedRU, Insecurity, Personal, privacy, Private, Secrets, SecretsMC, shame, Trust, Vulnerability
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all your secrets safe…unless you piss off our resident gossip llama, Larry. Larry has a knack for spilling tea faster than you can say “diamonds.” So if you want to keep your secrets safe, better watch your back around Larry!
But don’t worry, there’s more to our server than just drama llamas. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them and make it out alive, the treasures inside will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Enderdragon…who also happens to be a master at playing the kazoo. Defeat him and earn the title of “Dragon Slayer” and a kazoo of your own to serenade your enemies with.
So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits. Just remember, Larry is always watching…and he knows all your dirty little secrets.

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New Server IP
BitTorrentBookworms Minecraft Server
AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, big data, BitTorrent, BitTorrentBookworms, Company, copyright infringement, copyrighted books, data, digital content, Downloaded, Ethics, Information Technology, intellectual property, legal issues, machine learning, Meta emails, Minecraft, Piracy, Server, tb, Technology, Training
So, like, you know that one time when our server was, like, trying to train our AI models and we accidentally downloaded, like, 81.7 TB of copyrighted books via BitTorrent? Yeah, good times. But, like, now we have all these crazy books on our server that you can, like, totally explore and stuff.
Join our server for the most lit Minecraft experience ever! We have, like, secret libraries filled with all the copyrighted books you could ever imagine. Want to read Harry Potter while mining diamonds? Done. Want to learn about quantum physics while building a castle? We got you covered.
Plus, our AI models are, like, super smart now because of all the books we downloaded. So, like, expect some next level challenges and quests that will blow your mind. And, like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that accidentally downloaded 81.7 TB of books? It’s, like, legendary status, dude.
So, come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next!

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New Server IP
GazaCraft: TrumpedLandGrab
annexation, Conflict, controversy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, land strip, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, palestine, palestinians, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trump administration, TrumpedLandGrab, united states, US territory
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA TAKE OVER GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD A WALL AROUND THE SPAWN POINT TO KEEP OUT ALL THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FULL OF TREASURE! PLUS, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A PIG RACING COMPETITION WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE IN ONE BITE! COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S GONNA BE YUGE!

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New Server IP
Triad Trouble: Not So Sexy
attractiveness, bad boy, dark triad traits, dating preferences, higher levels, long-term commitment, lower levels, Men, Myth, personality disorders, personality traits, Psychology, relationship dynamics, romantic partners, Sexy, social behavior, study, Support, toxic masculinity, triad, Trouble, Women
hey you! ya you! are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well come on down to our server where we embrace the dark triad traits!
join us and unleash your inner bad boy (or girl) with our edgy and rebellious community. who needs boring old nice traits when you can be mysterious and alluring with a touch of danger?
we promise you’ll be the talk of the server with your dark triad vibes. forget about being a goody two shoes, come join us and be the baddest of them all!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your dark triad side! who knows, you might just find your dark triad soulmate in the process. 😉🔥💀

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