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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6965 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!