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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6467 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in graphic design and digital art. Together, they collaborate on various projects, blending their distinct styles to 
