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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6265 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
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