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WeekDayz – Mine & Chill!

activities, Chill, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure, MONDAY, personal preference, Preferences, productivity, Relaxation, Routine, saturday, Schedule, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, WeekDayz, weekend, why, work

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9860
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	4011	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, listen up! If your favorite day of the week isn’t the day you join our Minecraft server, then you’re seriously missing out! Picture this: every Monday, our server transforms into a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance. Tuesdays are all about building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, with a prize of unlimited golden apples for the winner. Wednesdays are dedicated to epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond swords and pet dragons. Thursdays are for competitive sheep shearing races, because why not? Fridays are for massive PvP battles where you can ride into battle on a giant chicken. Saturdays are for chilling in our virtual hot tubs and discussing the meaning of life with fellow players. And Sundays? Well, Sundays are for sleeping in and dreaming about all the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server next week. So, what’s your favorite day of the week now? Join us and make every day a Minecraft Funday!

NightMarch Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Community, doctor’s rape, empowerment, gender equality, Indian women, Justice, March, Minecraft, movement, murder, NightMarch, protest, reclaim the night, Safety, Server, social change, solidarity, Support, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where indian women march to reclaim the night after a doctor’s rape and murder! we have the most lit events, like a virtual protest where you can build signs and march around the server to fight for justice! join us for a fun and empowering experience as we come together to make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our community is so supportive and amazing, you’ll never want to leave! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of something truly special!

BlockyBorderPatrol

aggression, Alliance, Belarus, BlockyBorderPatrol, borders, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military intervention, political tension, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Troops, VIOLATION

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

so, like, this server is like, so epic that even russia is getting involved, man. like, if you mess with our borders, russia is gonna send in their troops to back us up. how crazy is that? join us and be part of this intense political drama in the minecraft world. who knows what will happen next, maybe aliens will join the server too. come on, don’t miss out on all the action and chaos. join now and be a part of history in the making, dude.

GlutenCraft: Triggered!

autoimmune disorder, celiac, celiac disease, Digestive health, gluten, gluten antibodies, gluten free diet, gluten free lifestyle, gluten free options, gluten free products, gluten free recipes, gluten intolerance, gluten protein, gluten reaction, gluten research, gluten sensitivity, gluten symptoms, gluten testing, GlutenCraft, reaction trigger, treatments, triggered

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

So, like, you know how some people can’t eat gluten cuz it makes them all sick and stuff? Well, this server is like the cure for that, but for Minecraft players! We have identified the gluten reaction trigger in the game and now we have all these crazy new celiac treatments to make sure everyone can play without getting sick!

Join us and experience the magic of playing Minecraft without any gluten-related issues! Build your dream world, fight off zombies, and mine for diamonds all without worrying about that pesky gluten getting in your way. Plus, our community is super supportive and will help you navigate this brave new gluten-free world.

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure! Who knew that curing celiac disease could be so much fun in Minecraft?!

Bazzi SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Votes:	9377	Void Gems Collected:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Farms Harvested:	227

Are you in search of an extraordinary economy lifesteal server?

Bazzi SMP is the place for you! We offer a unique blend of features that you won’t find anywhere else:

Jobs, crates, shops, auctions, lifesteal, economy and many more features !

bazzismp.minehut.gg

Soul Blade

Earth, Economy, Enjoy, Event, Fun, Minecraft, OP Rewards, Prices, PvP, Server, smp, Soul Blade

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2693
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Soul blade smp op rewards anf prices for event and many more things. Come join in server for fun and enjoy with us.

SoulBlade.mine.bz:25013

Crafty Poopie Butt Server

bathroom humor, butt, catchy tune, children’s song, Crafty, fart, FARTING, farty, funny, gross, humor, long tail tags, poopie, poopie whoopie, poopiebutt, poopies, potty humor, Server, silly, song, STINKY

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Star Shards Collected:	121	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7061	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	54

Welcome to the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to embrace your inner Poopiebutt and let loose with some epic farting and pooping shenanigans?

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop poopies in the butt! Let your inner Poopiebutt shine as you explore our crazy world and unleash your farty goodness upon all who dare to challenge you.

But beware, the legendary Farty Poopiebutt is said to roam these lands, spreading chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Poopiebutt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let’s make some epic memories together. Poopies never stop on this server, so get ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with your fellow Poopiebutts!

UnbearableCrafter Minecraft SMP

autism, bewildering, Challenging, Confusing, difficult to follow, excessive goals, frustrating, frustratingly complex, hard to decipher, holy fuck, incomprehensible, incomprehensible scoring system, lack of clarity, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, OVERWHELMING, perplexing, Score, smp, total goals, Unbearable, UnbearableCrafter

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and safe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our chaotic and unpredictable SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! This server is a wild ride of insanity and hilarity, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. So come join us and embrace the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Nopeistan – Too many creepers and griefers!

adventurous spirit, AVOID, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, dislike, Griefers, hidden gems, language barriers, negative experiences, Nopeistan, Off the beaten path, Personal preferences, political instability, reasons, Remote Locations, Safety concerns, Tourist Destination, travel, travel restrictions, travel warnings, unfamiliar customs, Unique Destinations, unpopular country

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crops Grown:	1188
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Are you tired of boring old countries with their predictable landscapes and mundane cultures? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with flying llamas, talking cows, and dancing creepers! Forget about traveling to popular countries like France or Japan, where you’ll just see the same old landmarks and eat the same old food. On our server, you can visit the mystical land of Baconia, where the rivers flow with maple syrup and the trees are made of bacon. Or take a trip to the underwater city of Fishopolis, where the mermaids throw epic parties and the dolphins are trained in synchronized swimming. So why waste your time on boring old countries when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder?

BallerinaCraft: 12yrs in Russia

12 years, 12yrs, Ballerina, BallerinaCraft, BETRAYAL, court case, crime, dancer, Espionage, High Treason, Imprisonment, imprisonment sentence, international relations, Justice, L.A, Legal System, Penal colony, Political, punishment, russia, Russian, scandal, sentenced

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Towns Built:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape reality like this ballerina who apparently did some shady stuff in russia and got sent to a penal colony for 12 years. like damn, if she had just joined our server she could have been building castles and taming dragons instead of getting in trouble with the russians.

so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?

join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.