Smythe Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BridgeBlocker Minecraft Server

aita, biker, Bikes, Bridge.., BridgeBlocker, college campus, college campus bridge, cyclist, cyclist confrontation, Dogs, jackass, Minecraft, Pedestrian, pedestrian bridge, pedestrian only, Runner, scooter rider, Server, signs, skateboarder, Transit, walk, walk with dogs

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pedestrian bridges are a battleground for epic showdowns! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with crazy cyclists, angry skateboarders, and rebellious scooter riders.

Challenge yourself to dodge bikes, swerve past skateboarders, and outmaneuver scooter riders as you make your way across our pedestrian bridges. Will you be able to hold your ground and stand your virtual ground against these daring daredevils?

But beware, for the bridges are not the only place where chaos reigns. With unexpected encounters at every turn, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next. So strap in, grab your virtual dogs, and get ready for a wild adventure like no other.

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pedestrian, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. See you on the bridge, jackasses!

PreggoCraft: More Info Plz!

APPOINTMENTS, baby, birthing classes, Communication, emotions, EXPECTING, feelings, health, husband, Info, involvement, kicks, Medical, ob, plz, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, RIGHTS, scans, superstition, Wife

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	555	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Animals Bred:	67	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your wife’s pregnancy? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on, just like this guy who can’t get any info about his own baby!

We promise a unique and exciting experience where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like this guy who can’t even feel his own baby kicking without permission!

So come join us and embrace the unknown, because who needs information when you can have a good time exploring the mysteries of Minecraft instead? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why this guy’s wife is keeping him in the dark about their baby!

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

app benefits, app deals, app discounts, app download, app for free, app giveaway, app perks, app promotion, app savings, app store, app without charge, app without payment, free app, free app discovery, free digital tools, free mobile app, free online resources, free software, free technology, Freecraft, Minecraft, no cost app, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!

CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more insane than our gameplay is the fact that AT&T let hackers run amok in their systems. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	136
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.