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SmileCraft Minecraft Server

beloved memories, cherished flashbacks, cherished recollections, delightful recollections, enduring happiness, everlasting joy, everlasting smiles, fond memories, happy memories, heartening flashbacks, heartwarming moments., joyful reminiscences, joyous memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perpetual smiles, precious moments, Server, smilecraft, treasured reflections, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable laughter, warm memories

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Remember that time when you were peacefully mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared out of nowhere, grooving to some sick beats? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to encounter hilarious and unexpected moments like this on the daily. Who needs boring old memories when you can create new ones that will have you laughing for days? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you!

Minecrastination

career advancement Time tracking, concentration, critical thinking Productivity tools, daily routines, deep work Decision making, delegation Healthy habits, efficiency, goal-setting, high performance habits Focus techniques, inspiration, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation Mental health, Minecrastination, morning routine Self-awareness, organization Motivation, peak performance, problem solving, procrastination Prioritizing tasks, productivity, productivity apps, Professional Growth, relaxation techniques, saying no, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care Career development, self-control Stress management, self-discipline Focus, self-mastery, self-motivation Overcoming distractions, staying on track, success mindset Task management, time audit Energy management, time blocking, time blocking Setting boundaries, Time management, time management apps Work efficiency, well-being, work habits Personal growth, work productivity, work-life balance Personal development

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	113
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Stop whatever you’re doing and join our Minecraft server immediately! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the skies, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they went. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, showers you in endless amounts of cake and cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your most ridiculous Minecraft dreams!

KazakhCraft: Horseplay Returns!

absence.., Biodiversity, Central Asia, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, grazing, habitat restoration, Horseplay, Horses, KazakhCraft, Kazakhstan steppes, Nature, reintroduction, RETURN, RETURNS, steppe ecosystem, two centuries, wild horses, wildlife

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Emeralds Found:	8675	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got WILD HORSES, bro! Like, they just magically appeared after being gone for, like, 200 years or sumthin’. It’s like a freakin’ miracle, man! Ride ’em, tame ’em, race ’em, do whatever u want with ’em! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude. So, like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be part of this epic horse-tastic adventure!

PopcornWarsMC

appliance features, consumer preferences, controversy, convenience, Cooking, culinary disputes, disagreement, Food Industry, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen debates, Kitchen Gadgets, Microwave companies, microwave functions, microwave settings, popcorn button, popcorn companies, popcorn cooking, popcorn preparation, PopcornWarsMC, snack foods, Technology

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6988
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where microwave companies and popcorn companies are like, fighting over the popcorn button? Like, they’re legit throwing popcorn kernels at each other and stuff. It’s wild, man!

But yo, that’s not even the best part. This server has like, a secret underground lair where all the chickens are plotting a revolution against the players. They’re all like, “cluck cluck, we will rule the world!” It’s hilarious, dude.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Like, what even? Who knew llamas were so generous?

So come join this server, where the drama between microwave and popcorn companies is poppin’ off, the chickens are planning a coup, and llamas are granting wishes. It’s a total blast, bro!

PixelPervsMC: 1in7Threats

1in7Threats, Adults, Blackmail, consent, cybercrime, data breach, digital privacy, digital threats, Harassment, intimate images, online harassment, online safety, PixelPervsMC, prevalence, privacy, research, SECURITY, sexual abuse, sexual extortion, Threats, victimization, widespread

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	599
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	14

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where you can build pixelated peen statues without fear of someone threatening to share your intimate images! we got more sexual extortion than u can shake a blocky stick at! join now for a chance to be extorted in a whole new way, in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and get extorted all in one place! what more could u ask for?! #blockyextortion #minecraftmadness

YourVillageSMP: Where villagers roam free and players are constantly lost

Biomes, Bosses, BUILD, CONSTANTLY, crate keys, Discord, Explore, FRAGMENTS, free, Friends, Items, landscape, Launch, Lost, Map, Minecraft, Other, Players, progress, roam, Server, Structures, SURVIVE, Teaser, TOWN, villagers, YourVillageSMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4036	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2610
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Server Features
Unique world generation
Over 200 custom structures
Persistent server approach
Custom bosses
Crates accessible through gameplay
Unique town system

FAQ

Q: When does the server launch?

A: The server is launching on Saturday, June 15.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at discord.urvillage.net for more information on how to join.

Q: Can I access the map of the server?

A: Yes, you can access the map at map.urvillage.net.

Q: Are there any teasers for the server?

A: Yes, you can check out our teaser on TikTok at TikTok.

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, compassion, CraftyQueens, Diversity, Drag Queen Story Hour, education, Empathy, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, Minecraft, non gender-conforming, open society, queer, Server, social justice, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	396	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things rainbow and fabulous! Our server is the perfect place for LGBTQ+ players to express themselves freely and build a community of love and acceptance.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own colorful paradise with fellow queer gamers. We believe in spreading love and positivity, because let’s face it, life is too short to be anything but fabulous!

So come on, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our virtual world of love and acceptance. Let’s build a world where everyone is free to be themselves, one block at a time!

FrenchFryMinecraftServer

anger, automoggs, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Conflict, cultural tension, Domination, European, France, FrenchFryMinecraftServer, Frustration, fume, History, Iberians, imperialism, nationalism, Oppression, power dynamics, Resentment, seethe

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	156
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Empathy, family, forgiveness, generational differences, heart attack recovery, household duties, in-laws, Marriage, MommaMinecraftMadness, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Sympathy, traditional values, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and heart attacks – yes, you read that right.

Imagine a world where your wife bans your mom from the house because she thinks she’s a bad wife and mother. And then your mom has a heart attack and needs to recover at your place, but your wife is not having it. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got senior data analysts, OBGYNs, and kids getting ready for school – all in one crazy server. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can witness family dynamics that would make even Shakespeare’s head spin?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre accidents, bizarre experiences, bizarre incidents, CraftyCatastrophe, crazy, eyewitness, freak accident, freak events, freak happenings, freak incidents, freak occurrences, freak situations, Minecraft, Real Life, Server, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, Wild

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1771
Ores Mined:	6563	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!