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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3356 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.