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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6925 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3716 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
