Are you tired of being a regular player on boring servers? Well, look no further because this server is where the real winners play!
Join us and become part of a community where everyone is a winner, especially me. I mean, I’m basically living the dream life and you can too by joining this server. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the greatness that is this server.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing. Join now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you on this server. See you there, losers!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
👻👾 Don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event rerun until Patch 7.0! Hunt down those elusive Yo-kai and show them who’s boss! 👾👻
💰💎 Moogle Treasure Trove is back from May 14th to June 24th! Get your hands on some epic loot and become the richest player in the server! 💎💰
☔💸 Make it Rain from May 15 to May 31st! Swim in gil and make it rain all over your enemies! 💸☔
🌍✈️ Take part in our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Travel the world and show off your skills in different regions! ✈️🌍
🗡️🛡️ Join our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0 and dominate the battlefield with your epic combat skills! Show no mercy to your foes! 🛡️🗡️
🏰👑 Build your own Free Company, gather resources, and create powerful Linkshells to conquer the server! Rule with an iron fist and become the ultimate leader! 👑🏰
👻🔍 Attend our meetups for some spooky fun! From X-files to Digimon Tamers, we have it all! Don’t miss out on the action and join us for a wild ride! 🔍👻
🦄🌈 Previous events were a blast, and we’re just getting started! Stay tuned for more crazy adventures and epic battles in our Minecraft server! 🌈🦄
Join now and become a legend in the gaming world! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement waiting for you on our server! 🎮🔥🌟
mr.i1.vanillaboxmc.ru
Join us for epic battles where you can fight with iPhones and Androids instead of swords and pickaxes. Build your base using Windows and Linux machines, and defend it with the power of MacOS.
But beware, if you’re caught using outdated technology like a flip phone or a fax machine, you’ll be banished to the Stone Age (literally, we have a Stone Age dimension in our server).
So if you’re ready to geek out and game on with the coolest techies around, join our server now! Just make sure you bring your A-game and your latest gadgets, or you’ll be left in the dust.
Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to challenge players to a dance-off!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo events that happen every Saturday night!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wacky!
54.39.137.117:25616
| Server Type | Mostly vanilla worldbuilding server |
|---|---|
| Features | Limited admin intervention, lag-free server, fair staff decisions, player feedback-driven worldbuilding experience |
| Plugins | Towny, Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled), No E chests, Dynmap |
| Launch | Tomorrow! Join us on Discord to be a part of the journey |
The server is a mostly vanilla worldbuilding server, allowing players almost total freedom to create their own stories in the world.
The server promises limited admin intervention, a lag-free experience, fair staff decisions, and a focus on player feedback to create the best worldbuilding experience in Minecraft.
The server uses Towny, Mcmmo (with combat skills disabled), No E chests, and Dynmap for worldbuilding and quality of life improvements.
The server is opening tomorrow, so join us on Discord to be part of the worldbuilding journey from the beginning!
You can join the server’s Discord at https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers. And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re losing it in the best way possible. And don’t worry about getting anyone pregnant, because on our server, the only thing getting impregnated is your imagination!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you wanting more. Who needs condoms when you have our insane Minecraft server to satisfy all your needs? Let’s make your first time on our server a memorable one – no protection required!