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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5894 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
