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Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Villages Defended:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

CraftyHomoShips Minecraft Server

CraftyHomoShips, fan culture, Fandom, fanfiction, female lovers, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, homo ships, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ relationships, love stories, male lovers, media representation, Minecraft, queer love, queer representation, relationships, romance, Server, shipping, societal norms, yuri ships

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5260
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this question? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera meets a fantasy world meets a comedy show. Join us and witness the craziest love triangles, quadrangles, and even pentagons unfold before your very eyes. Who needs mobs and mining when you can have drama and romance? Join now and see why our server is the talk of the block!

FroggyFiasco Minecraft SMP

amphibians, animal welfare, Biodiversity, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, ecosystem health, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, environmental degradation, environmental issues, Environmental Protection, FroggyFiasco, Frogs, habitat destruction, Minecraft, nature conservation, Pollution, smp, toxic chemicals, water contamination, wildlife, wildlife conservation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crops Grown:	9787	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the frogs are not what they seem! Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of these slimy creatures. Rumor has it that the frogs on our server can talk and they have a secret society plotting to take over the world. Will you be the hero to stop them or will you join their ranks and become a frog yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on the back of a diamond-dropping pig, collecting riches beyond your wildest dreams.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and uncover the treasures hidden within, or will you fall victim to the ghostly inhabitants?

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, watch out for those frogs!

BroWeddingDrama

AITAH, brandy, Bridesmaid, brother’s wedding, BroWeddingDrama, dropping out, family dynamics, MOH, sibling relationships, wedding attire, wedding ceremony, wedding conflicts, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding rehearsal, wedding traditions, white dress

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Star Shards Collected:	169	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings where the MOH thinks she’s the bride? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can be the star of the show, just like Brandy!

Experience the thrill of walking down the aisle in a white dress, demanding your own individual song, and insisting that only the bride, groom, and yourself are the important ones at the ceremony. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Brandy-style extravaganza?

Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your MOH skills and steal the spotlight from the actual bride and groom. Join our server now and let the wedding drama unfold in the most outrageous way possible!

NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

areas for improvement, Challenges, deficiencies, Failures, faults, flaws, imperfections, inabilities, inadequacies, incapability, Incompetence, ineptitude, Lacking, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, poor performance, Shortcomings, Skills, smp, Struggles, Terrible, weaknesses

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	144
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!

So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

BlockyBootyCraft

Abilities, Adult, BlockyBootyCraft, carnal, Expertise, explicit, Forbidden, Forbidden knowledge, INTIMATE, knowledge, Mature, NSFW, proficiency, Sensual, sexual, Skills, Techniques, Tips, Tricks, useful, x rated

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re crafting is friendship? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to learn some NSFW skills that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. From building giant phallic structures to mastering the art of pixelated twerking, there’s no limit to the NSFW fun you’ll have on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots with his bare pixelated butt. So if you’re looking for a thrill, come join us and see if you can catch a glimpse of this mischievous specter.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most NSFW Minecraft server out there. Join us now and let the blocky debauchery begin!

AlienCraft: InvasionInProgress!

alien abductions, alien encounters, alien sightings, alien technology, AlienCraft, aliens, Close Encounters, Conspiracy, extraterrestrial beings, government cover-up, intergalactic beings, Invasion, InvasionInProgress, mysterious happenings, otherworldly events, outer space, paranormal activity, science fiction, space exploration, ufos, unexplained phenomena, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

so, like, imagine this: aliens are, like, totally doing something at this exact moment, right? and, like, you can be a part of it on this epic minecraft server! like, they’re building a secret base or maybe they’re just having a dance party, who knows? but, like, you gotta join this server to find out! plus, there’s, like, a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that only the most skilled players can find. and, like, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. how crazy is that?! so, like, come join us and be a part of this out-of-this-world adventure!

RayzRealms

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Community Multiplayer Adventure Survival Creative Exploration Building PVP Economy Events Minigames Mods Redstone Dungeons Fantasy Sandbox Roleplaying Resource Pack, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Rayz Realms is a Minecraft server that’s all about enhancing your gaming experience with some amazing features and a super friendly community. Picture this: a custom texture pack that transforms the game’s visuals into something fresh and exciting, making every block and item feel brand new. Plus, there are tons of cosmetic options so you can really express yourself with unique skins and decorations.

What sets Rayz Realms apart is its commitment to safety and respect. It’s a place where you can connect with other players in a secure environment, without worrying about negative interactions. Everyone here is friendly and welcoming, making it a great place to make new friends and collaborate on epic projects.

But it’s not just about the community. Rayz Realms offers a variety of engaging activities, challenges, and events that keep the gameplay fun and exciting. Whether you’re into building, exploring, or taking part in server-wide events, there’s always something interesting to do.

Come join Rayz Realms today and dive into a Minecraft server where every moment is designed to be rewarding. It’s a place where your time is truly valued, and you can enjoy every second of your adventure.

play.rayzrealms.xyz:26025

HunterCraft: Where the mobs are custom and the weapons are wacky! Java 1.20.4 fun times ahead! 🦄🗡️⚔️

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	93	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HunterCraft
Description	A recreation of the world of HunterxHunter where players can take the hunter test, fight bosses, and explore the map.
Features	Killing mobs and players (in designated pvp zones) drops jenny which can be traded in at shops. New items, mobs, quests, and events constantly being added.
Server IP	mc.huntercraft.co

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I become a beta tester for HunterCraft?

To become a beta tester for HunterCraft, you can join the server at mc.huntercraft.co and start exploring and testing the new features.

2. What is the hunter test in HunterCraft?

The hunter test is a challenge within the server where players can demonstrate their skills and abilities to become official hunters.

3. How do I earn jenny in HunterCraft?

Jenny can be earned by killing mobs and players in designated pvp zones. It can be traded in at shops for various items.

GOPCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a registered Republican! That’s right, you never know what crazy laws or policies he’ll try to enforce next. Will he ban all players who build with cobblestone? Will he declare war on the neighboring server? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden lair, they’ll trade you rare items for emeralds. Just watch out for their llama spit attacks!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world!

GoldAndSilverSMPMoneyMakers

Buying, commodities, Demand, economics, exchangers, Financial, GOLD, GoldAndSilverSMPMoneyMakers, high price, Investment, market, market conditions, money making, precious metal exchange, precious metals, profit, SELLING, silver, strategy, Supply, Trading

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ores Mined:	5088
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Emeralds Found:	4467	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of the gold and silver exchangers who somehow manage to make bank even when the prices are through the roof and nobody is buying but everyone is selling!

Picture this: a group of daring exchangers who have mastered the art of wheeling and dealing in precious metals, making crazy profits while the rest of the server scratches their heads in confusion. How do they do it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a rollercoaster ride of ups and downs that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your own financial decisions.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see for yourself the madness that unfolds when gold and silver are involved. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about economics… or maybe you’ll just end up trading all your diamonds for a stack of emeralds. Either way, it’s sure to be a blast!