SMPSHORTS – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyShitKickers Minecraft Server

anti-African, anti-black, anti-immigrant, Bigotry, CraftyShitKickers, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful ideologies, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, inflammatory speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial slur, racism, Server, white nationalism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build the most ridiculous structures, team up with other players to conquer the virtual world, and unleash your inner chaos!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Battle of the Blockheads” where players compete in epic battles to see who can build the craziest and most outrageous creations.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Let’s show those SHITSKINS how it’s done!

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WelfareWarriors Minecraft SMP

Financial Security, Financial Stability, future planning, government assistance, living off welfare, Minecraft, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement dreams, retirement fund, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement mindset, retirement planning, retirement savings, smp, social security, Welfare, welfare system, WelfareWarriors, Working

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everyone is on a mission to achieve the ultimate goal of living off welfare like a boss! Why wait until retirement to relax and chill when you can start living the good life now in our virtual world?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?

But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

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MomCraft Server: No Housewives Allowed

accident, Allowed, Ambitions, Argument, Asshole, baby factory, bad mom, children, grand children, Happiness, house wife, Housewives, love, Marriage, Mistreated, MomCraft, Precaution, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, teenager, tribal culture, Working

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family drama behind, just like this player left her mom’s expectations in the dust.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world without anyone telling you what to do. No more pressure to settle down and have kids – unless, of course, you want to create a whole village of little block babies!

And if you ever need to blow off some steam, just hop on and let out all your frustrations in a friendly PvP battle. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a player who understands your struggles with overbearing family members.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and let your creativity run wild – no judgment here, just endless fun!

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GrannyGamerFTW

acceptance, Admiration, Boundaries, Communication, DAUGHTER, Emotional healing, family, GrannyGamerFTW, Grief, hurt feelings, love, maternal grandma, Mother, publication, relationships, second mom, Self-expression, stepmom, Support, Therapy, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Looking for a server where therapy sessions are a must? Look no further! Our server offers free therapy sessions to help you navigate through any family drama that may come your way. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Meet our diverse community of players, including stepmoms, dads, grandmas, and even half-siblings! Build relationships, just like this player did with their stepmom, and see where the virtual world takes you.

Don’t miss out on our special Mother’s Day events, like our mother/daughter spa day package! Bond with your in-game family members and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the server resets).

So, are you ready to dive into a world of family dynamics, therapy sessions, and virtual block-building adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama like a pro. Remember, in this virtual world, anything is possible – even becoming best friends with your stepmom!

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CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

all time, catastrophe, CraftyCreeperCatastrophe, devastating loss, Disaster, emotional impact, greatest tragedy, Greek tragedy, Grief, HEARTBREAK, heartbreaking moment, History, human suffering, Loss, mourning, Sadness, Shakespearean tragedy, sorrow, Tragedy, tragic event, world history

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We’ve recreated the sinking of the Titanic in block form, complete with icebergs and crying avatars. Can you survive the treacherous waters and make it to the safety of our virtual lifeboats? Only the bravest players will make it out alive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with zombie chickens wearing top hats. Can you navigate your way through the maze and uncover the hidden treasure at the end? Or will you be pecked to death by the dapper undead fowls?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant lava pit where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles. Show off your best moves and try not to catch on fire – it’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd adventures await you in our wacky world of blocks and mayhem!

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KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

Border dispute, cross-border movement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, foreign affairs, geopolitical conflict, international conflict, international news, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military Action, military escalation, military incursion, political tension, russia, Syrskyi, territorial advancement, territorial dispute, territorial expansion, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’ right? well, on our server, u can be part of the action! join us and help ukraine advance into russia’s Kursk Oblast, just like in the news!

we got crazy battles, epic sieges, and tons of explosions! u can be a hero and fight for the cause, or be a sneaky spy and sabotage the enemy from within. the choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

plus, we have a secret underground base where u can chill with other players and plot your next move. who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface? join now and find out!

so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and help ukraine take over russia, one block at a time! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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Toilet Star Server

accomplishment, achievement, Adult, bathroom, deserving a star, funny, growth, humor, Inner child, Maturity, Poop, Potty training, pride, REWARD, self worth, Server, silly, star, success, TOILET, validation

come join our epic minecraft server where you can feel like a star EVERY TIME you make poopy in the toilet. we have magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a lifetime supply of tacos. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. also, our pigs can fly and drop golden apples when you ride them. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life!

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Hotdog Water: Where the dogs are hot, the water is gross, and chaos reigns supreme!

bed TP, Chaos, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fun, Griefing, gross, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, no random teleport, PvP, REIGNS, Resets, semi anarchy, stealing, SUPREME, voted, Water, Website, world

Hotdog Water Server

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.

Vote for resets on Discord.

No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

Website: https://hdw.dog

Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Are there any restrictions on PvP?	PvP is allowed, along with griefing, stealing, and having fun.
Is there a way to claim land?	No, there is no land claim system on the server.
How can I reset the server?	You can vote for resets on the Discord server.

UnaliveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, commentary, confusion, content creators, discussion, Expression, influencers, internet culture, Language, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Phenomenon, Server, Slang, social media, speculation, trends, unalive, UnaliveCraft, viral, Youtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the youtubers can’t handle it! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, pigs flying (literally), and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get us started on the legendary “unalive” phenomenon – it’s like a zombie rave party up in here! Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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SMPsocg – Sword of Convallaria Gang in Minecraft SMP

5 million downloads, Banners, codes, Col & Beryl, convallaria, deep dive, Edda, Elysium Feast, Events, FAQ, Features, FFT, gacha, Gang, Gloria, Guilds, LilyWill & Alexei, Livestream, Lucklets, Minecraft, Nungal & Garcia, rogue elements, Samantha & Dantalion, smp, SMPsocg, SOC20KDC, SOCBRAX, SOCCREATORS, SOCDORO, SOCENLAUNCH, SOCFORCES, socg, socks, SOCMLSTN40K, SOCMTASHED, SOCTACTICS, SOCTimaeuSS, SOCTLPS, SOCUBER, Sorceress Hat, SRPG, sword, Sword of Convallaria, Tactics Ogre, Touch Vlder Tail, vidya, Vlder Sanctuary

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can battle it out in epic SRPG style like FFT and Tactics Ogre? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to win crazy gacha prizes and take part in our upcoming event, the Brawl! Elysium Feast – where you can feast on the souls of your enemies (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

Our guilds are full of wacky characters like Vidya, Socks, Touch Vlder Tail, Sorceress Hat, and Lucklets. Apply now with the last 4 digits of your UID and mention the guild you want to join. And don’t forget to use these outrageous codes for free Luxites and other goodies: SOC20KDC, SOCFORCES, SOCCREATORS, SOCTLPS, SOCMTASHED, SOCUBER, SOCENLAUNCH, SOCTACTICS, SOCDORO, SOCBRAX, and SOCTimaeuSS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the chaos begin!

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