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SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	388	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	872	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Puppy Love Paradise

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Emeralds Found:	3599
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite dog love story to be translated? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the FINAL chapter ready to be discovered! Join us and witness the epic conclusion of this timeless tale that has been lost in translation for a million years. Who knew that dogs could have such a dramatic love story? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this heartwarming and hilarious adventure in the world of Minecraft! Join now and be a part of history in the making!

Crafty Bayley’s Block Party: Where champions reign and creepers fear to tread!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3277
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2875

Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown on our Minecraft server? Join now to see if Will Bayley can truly claim the title of the greatest Woman’s champion, or if she’s just another pretty face in the world of blocky battles! Will she conquer the creepers with her swift moves and expert tactics, or will she be defeated by a horde of zombies? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the epic saga unfold! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Will in a PvP match, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a diamond unicorn into battle. Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a chance to make Minecraft history!

Blocky Classroom Craze

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who post the weirdest and wackiest content in our Google Classroom. From memes to bizarre stories, we want it all!

One time, a player posted a picture of a llama riding a pig while juggling diamonds – and it was epic!

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and have a blast with like-minded players, join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Steve’s Shakespearean Shenanigans: Where Villagers Perform Hamlet and Creepers Quote Macbeth

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll have to fight off zombie actors who are trying to steal the spotlight! Yes, you heard that right – these zombies used to be famous Hollywood actors before they turned into brain-hungry monsters. Can you defeat them and save the day?

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next big star in the zombie actor world!

CraftyCreeper’s Power Palace

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of being a weakling in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about being powerful! We’ve got potions that turn you into a giant, armor that makes you invincible, and weapons that shoot lasers! Join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these beauties!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a giant creeper with a mustache, a zombie horde led by a dancing skeleton, and a dragon that spits out rainbow fire. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner power! Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you.

CreepyCraft: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why does it allow cp?’

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest and craziest one out there! We allow cp (crazy parties) because why not? Who doesn’t love a good party while mining for diamonds? Join us for a non-stop party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations, but that just adds to the fun)! So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

LOLcraft – Dokibird Shenanigans

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Join our Minecraft server dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret heists for you to uncover, just like our Blonde Thief friend! – You can team up with other players to pull off epic heists and steal diamonds from unsuspecting villagers. – We have custom mods that allow you to turn into a mischievous blonde thief with a heart of gold, just like our inspiration! – Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the laughter. – If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land filled with endless riches and adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the laughter and joy of the Blonde Thief inspire you to greatness!

ScamCraft: Where Creeper Deals and Diamond Steals Collide!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	30112

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself if it’s a scam or not! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of pixelated construction. They say if you can find the secret pig village hidden deep within the server, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of bacon. But be warned, there are also rumors of a mischievous chicken gang that roams the server, stealing players’ loot and leaving behind nothing but feathers and regret. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our mysterious Minecraft server!

SamusCraft: Fusion Difficulty – LOLZ Edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	623460
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	190
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Runes Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Farms Harvested:	961
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is like playing on fusion difficulty in Samus Returns, but with a twist! Imagine a world where your health, reserve tank, and missiles won’t auto-restore once they hit zero. It’s like living on the edge, constantly on the brink of death but still having a blast! Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft world. Who needs quality of life improvements when you can have heart-pounding excitement at every turn? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

VtuberCraft: Where Minecraft meets virtual chaos!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Emeralds Found:	2125	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of rogue Vtubers who have sworn to never go back to the virtual world after leaving Niji! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the lies of Vtubing! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!