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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Cristalix – Demaster streams Minecraft server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Votes:	9296
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to the unique game server Cristalix – your path to an exciting world of diversity and fun! Our server provides a unique combination of mini-games, anarchy and exciting adventures for all Minecraft lovers. Are you ready to become part of this exciting online community?

A real holiday for gamers awaits you on the Cristalix server! We offer a wide range of mini-games to satisfy even the most discerning players. From exciting PvP battles to challenging puzzles, there is something for everyone. Choose your path and immerse yourself in the magical world of diversity.

Our server also prides itself on anarchy – there are no limits, only your imagination sets the rules! Create unique buildings, take part in crazy adventures and interact with other players in this virtual world without borders. Here you are free to embody your wildest ideas.

One of our special heroes is popular YouTuber Demaster! Join the Cristalix server to play with him, participate in his exciting streams, and even possibly become part of his team in exciting games. This is a unique opportunity to meet great gaming personalities right here on our server!

Server IP: start.playmc.su – remember this address and join us right now! Cristalix is not just a server, it is a place where the entire Minecraft world comes to life in all its glory. Here you’ll find adventure, friends and fun – everything you need for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Don’t miss your chance to be part of our amazing community!

crist.playmc.su

Skywarriors

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Skywarriors is new high quality skywars server, server is beta now so come to play and give reviews!

135.181.221.45:25605

sino smp

Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	7424
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Sino smp is an smp with custom many custom items, 5+ bosses, 20+ armor sets, coin system, class system, shops and much more! no mods or extra downloads needed, all you need is minecraft 1.16.5! if you decide to join the server, I highly recommend joining the discord for, tips, update leaks and giveaways!

sinosmp.apexmc.co

Cubenet network

Creative, smp, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the server description page. Here you can find out more about CubeNet and what you can do here:

You have gamemodes such as Creative, SMP and Factions that you can play.

On Survival – you can build your base and spend time with friends.On Factions – you follow the normal Factions rules and you can Mine Blocks for Economy. On Creative – you are in a normal Minecraft world but you are in creative mode.

Looking for volunteers to help with the server moderation – YOU WILL NOT BE PAID.

IP: cubenet.mysrv.us

cubenet.mysrv.us

ReallyWorld – Doomer went hunting Minecraft server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

I present to your attention a unique Minecraft server – ReallyWorld! This is a world where your possibilities are unlimited and your adventures are endless. Join us at start.playmc.su and immerse yourself in an exciting experience that will not leave you indifferent.

? **Anarchy and Freedom**

ReallyWorld is a place where there are no rules and no restrictions. Your creativity and ability to survive will be your main allies. Create, build, explore – in this world, your story is written by yourself.

? **Mini-games for everyone**

Take a break from adventure and plunge into exciting mini-games. Challenge your friends to epic battles or compete with new acquaintances to determine who is the real champion.

? **Vulture and Intrigue**

Raise your sword and join the battle for territories. Griefing is not just a part of the game, it is an art. Fight for your place in this dynamic world where only the strongest survive.

? **Murder Contracts**

Become a hitman and complete exciting contracts. Your skill and stealth will be your main weapons in this dangerous game. Can you pass the test and earn a reputation in ReallyWorld?

? **Lots of Interesting Features**

From dynamic events to unique resources, ReallyWorld offers endless opportunities for development and adventure. And every action you take will leave a mark on the history of this wonderful world.

Join ReallyWorld at start.playmc.su and become part of an exciting world where every moment is a new adventure. Incredible opportunities and exciting events await you. Get ready for incredible challenges!

reallyworld.playmc.su

Furry Murray Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	8166
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	143

Family friendly Minecraft Survival server with an RPG twist! Mana, Skills, Jobs, Quests, Dungeons and much more!!!!

167.114.119.131:25594

mpender

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Animals Bred:	149	Potions Brewed:	28

My discord is Robert123456#9041 Hi this is my new SMP for Minecraft Java and its a fresh map NO HACKING AT ALL IF CAUGHT = PERM BAN The end is open and soo is the nether The Server will start when anyone joins (it takes ~1 minute to start up) and shutsdown when no one is on it after 3 minutes THIS IS FOR JAVA ONLY Have Fun no spawn protect griefing is allowed

mpender.exaroton.me

Blockers smp

PvP Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	7963
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to Blockers SMP! This is a Lifesteal SMP where the player starts its own team/faction and fights to the death against other players. Each time you die you loose a heart and when you kill an other player you steal their heart the concept is simple and easy! I hope you enjoy!

104.223.108.102

🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

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All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

— Free donate for time

— Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

— Issuing donation currency to the best players every month

— More than 20 types of transport< /p>

— More than 15 types of weapons

— Start Trek items with kill counters!

— Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…

— Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

— Competitions and clan tops

— No wipes

< p>— No cheaters

— No cheating for donations

▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru

▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

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mr35.dynamitemc.ru

SlappedLambCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Everyone is welcome ! Active Community , friendly Ops ! Griefing is Not Tolerated ! Also Join Our Discord !

146.59.220.219:25576