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BlockCraft Minecraft Server

blockcraft, Climax, Communication, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, mutual pleasure, Passion, physical connection, Pleasure, role-play, romance, satisfaction, Server, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world shake and quake like never before? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers, guaranteed to make you scream with excitement (and maybe a little bit of fear).

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Our community is full of players who are always ready to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

So, what’s one thing you always do during sex? Well, on our server, you’ll be doing things you never thought possible in Minecraft. Get ready to unleash your inner blocky beast and conquer the virtual world like a true legend. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

BlockBusterLaughs

best comedy movies, BlockBusterLaughs, comedic genius, comedy, comedy classics, Comedy film, Funny Moments, funny movie, gut-busting laughs, hilarious, humor, humor for days, laugh out loud, Laughter, movie night, movie recommendations, must watch comedy, rib-tickling comedy, side-splitting humor, top comedy films, uproarious comedy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server

blocky, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, detained, detention, eastern europe, filter, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, occupied regions, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Special Units, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Spears Created:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyCaptives: FemSoldierFrenzy

Captivity, captivity images, captivity photos, captivity photos release, captivity release, Conflict, CraftyCaptives, early days, families, female soldiers, female soldiers in captivity, FemSoldierFrenzy, Hostage, hostage families, hostages, Military, Military Families, photos, Release, soldiers, War, women in military

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN HOSTAGE FAMILIES ARE RELEASIN’ PHOTOS OF 5 FEMALE SOLDIERS FROM EARLY DAYS OF CAPTIVITY JUST TO GET A TASTE OF DA ACTION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE SOLDIERS WERE PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER WHEN THEY GOT KIDNAPPED AND NOW THEIR FAMILIES WANNA JOIN TOO! IF THAT AIN’T A SIGN OF A GOOD TIME, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

EchoCraft: Singing with Myself

(Audio), creativity, echo, echocraft, harmonising, History, innovation, invention, Layering, Music, Musical, overdubbing, Performance, production, recording, singing, Sound, Studio, Technique, Technology, vocals

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, yo. It’s like a party up in here, with pigs flying and creepers breakdancing.

We got diamond blocks growing on trees and villagers doing the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cake.

And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players teamed up to defeat a dragon with nothing but wooden pickaxes.

Join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make you say, “Wait, did that really happen?”

FarmersGoneWildMC

agriculture, alcohol consumption, Awareness, binge drinking, coping mechanisms, Farmers, FarmersGoneWildMC, high levels, Interventions, mental health, mental healthcare, Prevention, resilience, Rural, seeking help, stigma, stress, study, Support, U.S, University of Georgia

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	5422
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecrafters! Do you wanna join the most lit server out there? Well, let me tell you about this cray cray server that will blow your mind!

So get this, our server is so epic that even farmers are joining in on the fun! According to a study, one in five U.S. farmers are ditching their tractors and joining our server to binge drink and relieve stress. That’s right, forget about planting crops, come plant some blocks with us instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about promoting resilience and reducing the stigma of seeking mental healthcare. So not only will you have a blast building and exploring, but you’ll also be taking care of your mental health at the same time. It’s a win-win situation, my dudes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get drunk on creativity together, fam!

FOOGERRO

Clans, ConstantUpdates, Creative, Donation perks, Factions, FOOGERRO, Friendly staff, Friendlycommunity, games, hacker prevention, Minecraft, Minigames, Network, Notpaytowin, Other, Parkour, pay to win, Plugins, PvP, Server, Updates

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

A new network with constant updates, friendly staff, multiple games and new games often! We strive to be your favorite Minecraft network to play on. Our donation perks are not pay to win and our hacker prevention plugins are updated constantly.

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YuruYuriCraft – Your Happy Place Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, comedy, cute, Entertainment, Friends, friendship, Girls, Happy, high school, humor, injustice, japanese, Laughter, lighthearted, Manga, Minecraft, Place, school life, series, Server, slice of life, television, Yuru Yuri, YuruYuriCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Join our server and become the ultimate rebel! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge unsuspecting noobs to dance-offs. So why did her friends allow this injustice? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Join now and unleash your inner chaos!

V4Minecraft – The Ultimate Block Party!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, anniversary, Arya Kuroha, asmr, Biscotti, BLOCK, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), drawing contest, globie, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, manju plush, merch, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Party, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sensei plush, Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, useful links, V4M_plus, V4Minecraft, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VSMP, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	226	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that is so lit, it’s basically on fire! Join us for the First ASMR Class Edition where you can chill with Crystalis, Abi Kadabura, Serina Maiko, and more!

But wait, there’s more! We have Petalight ASMR races, drawing contests, and even an anniversary celebration with merch that will make your head spin! And guess what? We’ve been invited to the Minecraft VSMP server, where the shenanigans are off the charts!

Don’t miss out on the fun with globie, Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, and all the other Brave EN groups. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperCousin’s Minecraft Server

abusive behavior, abusive family members, childhood trauma, cousin relationships, CreeperCousins, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, uncomfortable situations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guest politics, wedding invite, wedding planning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in the midst of chaos, just like trying to navigate family drama at a wedding.

Join us and escape the real world craziness, where you won’t have to worry about inviting that creepy cousin who ruined your childhood. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any uncomfortable situations.

Plus, our server is so awesome that even overprotective moms can’t ruin the fun. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into your virtual world, in which case, good luck with that!