SMPpblockquote – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE HUMANS… Minecraft SMP
blockquotepOH, Breed, breeding, CONDOM, cry, Dino, DINO GIRL, DINO MEN, Epic, GLORIOUS DEATH, greene, HUMAN BULLS, humans, HYBRID CHILD, IMPALED, Kino, masturbating, MENTAL HARM, Minecraft, murder, OH MY SCIENCE, physical harm, rape, Science, SMPpblockquote, SWAMP BABIES, torture, Villages, ww2
🦖 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! 🦖
Looking for a server where you can witness epic battles between dinos and human bulls? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground where you can experience the thrill of watching dino villages get raided and destroyed in the most outrageous ways possible.
Imagine the chaos of WW2, but with dinos and human bulls going head to head in a battle for dominance. Witness the intense scenes of dino men, women, and children facing off against ruthless human bulls, all while you sit back and enjoy the show.
Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even witness the birth of a dino girl destined for a tragic fate at the hands of the human bulls. It’s all about the thrill of the unknown and the excitement of watching the madness unfold.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime! 🚀🦕 #DinoVsHumanBulls #EpicMinecraftSMP

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i listen in english Minecraft SMP
anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote
Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

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shoot little girl Minecraft SMP
aliens, blockquotepshoot, causing a scene, chimping out, girl, little girl, Minecraft, shoot, SMPpblockquote, strange actions, strange behavior, strange child, strange person, suspicious, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, suspicious child, suspicious girl, suspicious incident, suspicious person, unusual behavior, unusual child, unusual person
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!
Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

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Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP
action films, big budget films, Billion Dollar Club, blockbuster, blockquotepCapeshit, box office success, capeshit, comic book adaptations, film, film stars., High Grossing Films, Hollywood, mainstream cinema, makes a billion, male actors, Men, Minecraft, popular genres, SMPpblockquote, Stars, straight white men, Straight.., successful movies, superhero movies, surprise hit, traditional casting, White, white actors
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!

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2025 Minecraft SMP
2025, 32 inch, Advancements, blockquotep2025, consumer electronics, decent, Display, DP 2.1, Frustration, Future, high resolution, innovation, lmao, long tail, Minecraft, OLED, refresh models, SMPpblockquote, Technology, TV, Waiting, what the fuck, year
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more elusive than a decent 32 inch OLED TV in 2025 is finding a player who can resist our server’s charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a hidden treasure worth more than all the diamonds in the game combined. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in Minecraft history? Only time will tell.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft mobs that are rumored to drop enchanted gear with stats so OP, they’ll make the Ender Dragon cry. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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Good guy in season 1 Minecraft SMP
Antagonist, blockquotepGood, character arc, Character development, Cliffhanger, good guy, guy, hack writing, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, Season, season 1, SEASON 2, season 3, season 4, season 5, season 6, SMPpblockquote, storytelling, suddenly turn evil, Television series, transformation, tv show, unexpected
Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where players start off as the good guy, but by the end of season 6, they turn evil for no reason at all! It’s like a plot twist no one saw coming, not even the admins! Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when the good guys go bad. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected character development!

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Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP
Bitcoin, Blockchain, blockquotepBitcoin, Crypto, CRYPTOBROS, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, faith lost, financial system, GOLD, institutionally controlled, Investment, Minecraft, Moon, normies, paper money, people currency, PUMPS, SMPpblockquote, Technology, tiktok
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.
Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!
So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!

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tfw remember when I bought bitcoin at… Minecraft SMP
altcoins, at, Bitcoin, Blockchain, blockquoteptfw, BOUGHT, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital wallet, financial decision, financial technology, hindsight, investing, litecoin, market value., Minecraft, missed opportunity, Peer-to-peer, price fluctuation, regret, remember, SMPpblockquote, Speculative, Trading
Remember that time I built a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft and then accidentally set it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket? Yeah, that was a rough day. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on our wild and wacky SMP server!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, daring expeditions to the Nether to hunt for rare loot, and of course, the occasional dance party at the village square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret stash of enchanted redstone dust that grants wishes to anyone who finds it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts ridiculous and exhilarating, come join us on our SMP server. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game!

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Dude, don’t buy 2021 or older altcoins, Minecraft SMP
advice, altcoins, Analysis, Blockchain, blockquotepDude, Buy, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, dont, finance, Financial Planning, hindsight, investing, market, Minecraft, mistake, Older, prediction, risk management, SMPpblockquote, speculation, Technology, Trading, trends
Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow all the rules and play by the book? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.
Picture this: You spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding chickens. But don’t worry, our admin team is there to save the day… or maybe they’ll just join in on the chaos, who knows?
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear? Yeah, good luck finding it though, because it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s “Baby” playing on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include epic PvP battles on a floating island made entirely of TNT, where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you’ll need them after surviving that explosion fest.
So why waste your time on those boring old servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

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manga goes to great lengths to express… Minecraft SMP
blockquotepmanga, boxing, corrupt boxing world, dangers of boxing, dark manga, express, Great, Japanese culture, lengths, Manga, manga analysis, manga critique, Manga discussion, Manga fandom, Manga Review, MC death, mind destruction, Minecraft, permanent injuries, popularity boom, psychological manga, ruined lives, SMPpblockquote, sports manga, tragic manga
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling in a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is filled with danger at every turn! We’ve got creepers that are actually trained boxers ready to knock you out with a single punch. And don’t even get me started on the corrupt boxing world that we’ve recreated in Minecraft. You’ll have to navigate through a world filled with psychos and dodgy deals just to survive.
But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is perfect for you! Join now and experience the thrill of risking your virtual life in the world of Minecraft boxing. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like Wolf with a permanent injury or Carlos with a completely destroyed mind. And just when you think you’ve made it to the top, be prepared for a shocking twist at the end where your character drops dead.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft boxing champion! The japs will be saying “EEEEEEEH SUGOI” when they see how epic you are in the ring. Trust us, it’s a knockout experience you won’t find anywhere else.

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Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP
#revelation, arousal, bodily functions, confusion, Cum, Cummer, Cumming in your pants, Green Women, humor, Innocence, metaphor, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pants, power, sexual awakening, Sexuality, shock, Slang, smp, Surprise, taboo, unexpected, unexpected pleasure, urban legend
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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WeddingCrasher420
Airbnb, best friends, celebration, Commitment, Communication, destination wedding, Distance, Effort, friendship, Hawaii, long distance, loyalty, Michigan, one sided, pride, Priorities, relationships, travel, tux, Wedding, WeddingCrasher420
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and weddings are planned in Michigan! Join us for a wild ride filled with tuxedo rentals, airbnb stays, and one-sided relationships.
Are you tired of always making the effort to see your friend, only to be left hanging when it’s your turn? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in standing up for yourself and not attending weddings in far-off states just to prove a point.
But don’t worry, the house will be full of your best friends having a great time without you, so you won’t be missing out on all the fun. So come join us and let your absence speak for itself – because sometimes, actions speak louder than words.
Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, even if they involve missing out on weddings and standing up for yourself in the most epic way possible!

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CelebSecretsMC SMP
A-list secrets, behind the scenes, celebrity confessions, celebrity secrets, CelebSecretsMC, confidential details, exclusive information, exclusive interviews, famous people secrets, gossip, hidden truths, hollywood secrets, insider knowledge, juicy rumors, paparazzi stories, Private Lives, scandalous revelations, shocking revelations, smp, star secrets, tabloid rumors, untold stories
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is where all the celebrities hang out when they want to escape the paparazzi. That’s right, we’ve got A-listers building pixelated castles and battling creepers just like the rest of us mere mortals.
Join our server and you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber trying to build a redstone contraption, or catch Beyoncé mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance parties hosted by Taylor Swift – rumor has it she can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.
So if you want to rub elbows with the rich and famous while crafting your way to victory, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become besties with Kim Kardashian and start your own virtual reality show. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy celebrity-filled world of blocks and pixels.

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Blocky20sWasted
Blocky20sWasted
Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like studying or working? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and spend your days building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual pigs. Who needs a social life when you can have a virtual one filled with creepers and diamonds? Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Trust us, your 30-year-old self will thank you for it.

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BridgeBusters Minecraft Server
annexation, Black sea, BridgeBusters, Budanov, coming months, Conflict, Crimean Bridge, danger, Destroyed, Engineering, escalation, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, threat, Transportation, Ukraine, Warning
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the crimean bridge! but watch out, budanov is on a rampage and he might just blow it up in the next few months! join now for the thrill of potentially witnessing a bridge explosion in blocky form! who needs real world drama when you can have it all in minecraft? come join us for the chaos and destruction!

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HouthisCraft: No Weapons Allowed!
Allowed, arms control, arms embargo, CNN Politics, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisCraft, international relations, Middle East conflict, military intervention, russia, Russia and Houthis, Russia weapons shipment, Saudi Arabia, Saudi pressure, united states, US and Saudi pressure, US pressure, weapons, weapons shipment, Yemen crisis
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than russia but we actually share them with everyone cuz we’re nice like that. we had to pull back some weapons shipments cuz the US and saudi were like “no way bro” but don’t worry we still got plenty to go around. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff, like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Conquest of Hunterra [Modded] [Roleplay] {1.20.1} {Whitelist}
building, Community Focused, conquest reforged, Conquestreforged, fabric 1.20.1, Immersive, Medieval, medieval adventure, Modded, Modded World Generation, modrinth, nutrition, Roleplay, RPG, Seasons, Settlements, Skill Progression, Survival, Tougher Enemies, Whitelist, Whitelisted server
Join Our Medieval Immersion RPG Server – Conquest of Hunterra!
Step into a world where Minecraft meets a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience! The Conquest of Hunterra server offers a unique blend of immersive features that will transport you back in time.
🌾 Nutrition & Seasons: Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.⚔️ Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies: Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.🌍 Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks: Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.🏰 Build Self-Governing Settlements: Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose to be a simple farmer, a valiant knight, or work your way up to lord status based on your accomplishments and specializations.
Our community-focused, whitelisted server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024, and is available on Fabric 1.20.1. We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us. Immerse yourself in a medieval adventure like no other!
Are you ready to embark on your journey and shape your destiny? Apply now and become a part of our thriving community!
Modpack: modrinth.com/modpack/conquest-of-hunterra-modpackDiscord: discord.gg/7beNMhMZSa
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Cepix: Where chaos and mods collide in a not-so-square world!

1.16.5, Active, Boss, Cepix, Chaos, collide, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minigames, Mods, notsosquare, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Server, Shop, Survival, Whitelist, world

Cepix Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cepix
Modpack	Magic focused with some tech for nukes and bombs
Season	3rd season with semi-anarchy twist
Features	Griefing and fighting allowed (no cheating or hacking)
Start Date	Tomorrow
IP Address	cepix.online
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/T4j6ThtJUe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on this server?

A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on Cepix.

Q: What kind of modpack is required to join the server?

A: A magic focused modpack with some tech for nukes and bombs is needed to join. You can get the modpack in our Discord server.

Q: Are there any limits on the server?

A: There are no limits, only endless possibilities for players to explore and create.

Q: Is griefing and fighting allowed on the server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and fight each other, but without cheating or hacking.

GaymingCraft Server
Community, Competition, console, Diversity, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Gayming, GaymingCraft, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, linux, multiplayer, ONLINE, open source, PC, Server, Support, Technology, Thread, video games, virtual world
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush!
Join us on our Linux gayming thread for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant hot dog. But instead of getting mad, everyone on the server joined in on the fun and turned their houses into condiments. The result? The most epic hot dog party Minecraft has ever seen!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs dressed as unicorns, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Linux gayming thread today and let the craziness begin!

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PS2EraGamerMinecraftSMP
console, game development, game graphics, Gaming, gaming advancements, gaming consoles, gaming design, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming progress, gaming visuals, graphics, Nostalgia, Playstation 2, PS2 era, PS2EraGamerMinecraftSMP, retro gaming, Technology, video games, visual effects
Are you tired of boring, modern games with their fancy graphics and realistic physics? Do you long for the days of blocky graphics and simple gameplay? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that games will never look as good as the PS2 era ever again!
Join us for epic adventures where you can build pixelated masterpieces, battle creepers and zombies, and explore a world that looks like it was designed by a 5-year-old with a box of crayons. Our server is so retro, it’s practically prehistoric!
But that’s not all – we also have the most insane stories you’ll ever hear. Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil llamas who wore top hats and monocles. They demanded tribute in the form of diamond blocks and enchanted apples, and anyone who dared to defy them was banished to the Nether for eternity.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is retro, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s make gaming great again – one block at a time!

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