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SMPDownUnder: Minecraft SMP – the missing state south australia is the worst part of australia…

Adelaide, Australia, crime, criminal activity, Dangerous, Drugs, easier immigration, ISOLATION, meth addict, migrant, Minecraft, missing, missing state, murder, Outback, part, remote, serial killer, smp, SMPDownUnder, South, south australia, State, WORST, worst part of Australia

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchantments Applied:	206
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the missing state of South Australia! Why would you want to join, you ask? Well, first of all, it’s the worst part of Australia, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

But wait, there’s more! Only on our server can you live out your dream of being a serial killer without any consequences. That’s right, no jail time here, just pure chaos and mayhem.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also offer easier immigration for all you aspiring migrants. Want to start a new life in a virtual world? Look no further than our server.

Oh, and did we mention we have a thriving meth market? Get your fix and build some epic structures at the same time. Who knew Minecraft could be so versatile?

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).

LootCraft Minecraft Server

accidental damage, aita, child supervision, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dispute, family dynamics, Family Support, financial obligations, financial responsibility, generational differences, laptop damage, laptop repair, Lootcraft, Minecraft, niece behavior, Parenting styles, personal belongings, property damage, repair costs, Server, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of family drama doesn’t exist! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your niece appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc in your virtual world. She’s throwing blocks left and right, causing chaos wherever she goes. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a fortress strong enough to withstand even the most mischievous of nieces.

And if by chance your niece manages to break your virtual laptop (yes, we have those in Minecraft too), don’t worry! Our community is here to support you, unlike that unempathetic sister of yours. We’ll help you repair your virtual belongings and get back to building epic structures in no time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs sisters who won’t pay for broken laptops when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s craft and laugh together, because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not hearts.

MommasBoyGoneWild

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2757	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time my boyfriend’s mom hooked up with his best friend who was barely legal at the time. It’s a scandalous tale that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Who knows what other drama awaits on our server – build, mine, and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop (just like when I found out about my boyfriend’s mom)! Join now for a gaming experience you won’t forget, filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless you spill the tea like I almost did)!

LonelyCraft: FirstCraftyMove

abandoned planet, alone, Apocalypse, deserted cities, deserted world, desolation, empty streets, empty world, end of humanity, final days, FirstCraftyMove, ghost towns, ISOLATION, last breath, last human, last survivor, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, post-apocalyptic, solitary existence, solitude, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	804098	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your post-apocalyptic fantasies as the last person on Earth! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long because our server is populated with friendly zombies, talking animals, and even a few aliens looking for a new home.

Join us for epic quests to find the last remaining Twinkie on Earth, build a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from the radioactive mutant chickens, and participate in our weekly dance-off competitions with the ghosts of famous celebrities.

So come on down to our server and be the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! Just remember to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re always up to no good.

ADHDcraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

academic performance, adhd, ADHDcraft, adolescents, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral issues, brain development, children, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental disorders, Diagnosis, educational outcomes, Executive function, ForgetMeNot, learning disabilities, memory deficits, mental health, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorder, object recognition memory, research, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

so, like, u know how ur brain sometimes just like, forgets stuff? well, imagine if ur brain was like, extra forgetful, like, all the time. that’s what it’s like on this server, but in a fun way! join us and see if u can remember where u put ur diamond sword or if u left ur house door open. it’s a wild ride of forgetfulness and chaos, but hey, at least u won’t be bored! come join the party and see if u can survive the ultimate memory challenge!

OldSchool MC

ADMIN, apply, Builder, Claim blocks, Community, Community Focused, COMMUNITY SERVER, Essentials, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, Hiring, Land Claim, Moderator, Nostalgia, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, PvP, SERVER-STAFF, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	733
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.

IP: 172.96.164.101:25583

Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)

Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.

By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.

There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads

Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc

We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details

172.96.164.101:25583

Blockify

admins, backups, base building, Blockify, collaboration, Community, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Pure, purest form, Resources, Simplicity, Survival, Trade, unaltered, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6313
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Step into a world of pure, unaltered Minecraft bliss where simplicity reigns supreme. Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience, free from the clutter of mods and plugins. Here, you’ll find a friendly community of players who share a love for the classic gameplay that made Minecraft a global phenomenon.

True Vanilla Experience: No mods, no plugins—just Minecraft in its purest form. Enjoy the game as it was meant to be played.

Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in survival mode. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs in a challenging and rewarding environment.

Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and respectful group of players. Collaborate on massive builds, trade resources, or just chat and make new friends.

Regular Backups: Your hard work is safe with us. We perform regular backups to ensure your creations are never lost.

Dedicated Admins: Our team of dedicated admins is always on hand to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

blockify.playmc.at

WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

community reactions, everyones reaction, funny reactions, internet reactions, meme reactions, Minecraft, online reactions, popular reactions, reactions, Server, social media reactions, surprised reactions, trending reactions, viral reactions, Wuk Lamat, Wuk Lamat funny, Wuk Lamat internet, Wuk Lamat meme, Wuk Lamat reaction, Wuk Lamat surprised, Wuk Lamat trending, Wuk Lamat viral, WukLamatMania

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

below par, below standard, comparison, DISAPPOINTING, inadequate, INFERIOR, Lacking, less impressive, long tail, Minecraft, mori, Moroncraft, not as good as, not as good as expected, not up to par, smp, subpar, substandard, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, worse than, WORST

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	164	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	177
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!