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SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

>200+ Chapters, >30+ characters in the main cast, asexual Manga, CHAPTERS, Childless, Everyone is 25+, gt200, Jjk, long tail tags, single, SMP_MineCraftMadness, transexual main couple

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	76
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have over 200 chapters of crazy adventures and over 30 wacky characters in our main cast! But that’s not even the best part – everyone on the server is over 25, still single, and childless. Why, you ask? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about dating or starting families!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!

Liberty Craft Minecraft Server

bullshit, Craft, Delusion, enmity, equality, France, Fraternity, Gini coefficient, INEQUALITY, lefties, liberalization, Liberty, Markets, Minecraft, MONEY, national economies, offer/supply effects, Ponder, relationship, Server, Tinder, Ultimate

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server’s Gini coefficient is off the charts at 0.99! That’s right, we have more inequality than the entire world’s national economies combined.

Join us and watch as liberalization leads to chaos and mayhem, with markets existing only in relationship to diamonds and emeralds. Lefties beware, because on our server, liberty leads to inequality and inequality leads to enmity.

Forget about the motto of France, because on our server, it’s every player for themselves in a wild world where anything can happen. So come join us and experience the ultimate delusion in the world of Minecraft!

Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP

children, Commitment, Decisions, dont, family, Fatherhood, fulfillment, Happiness, life choices, Marriage, MARRIED, Married men, Men, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Reflection, regret, regretful, regrets, relationships, responsibilities, Sacrifices, Single life, smp, Status

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of being tied down by marriage and kids in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a virtual world where you can be a single, rich, and child-free player on a Minecraft SMP server? Well, look no further because our server offers the ultimate escape from reality!

Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being a carefree bachelor with endless riches and no responsibilities. Build extravagant mansions, drive fancy cars, and party like there’s no tomorrow in our virtual world.

But beware, drama and chaos await you as you navigate through the treacherous waters of relationships and parenthood on our server. Will you choose to settle down and start a virtual family, or will you continue living the single life in our crazy Minecraft SMP world?

So come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality on our server. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

BlockyWarfare – Minecraft Server

Anon, black ops 6, BlockyWarfare, blog posts, call of duty, Camo Tracker, COD, Gameplay Trailer, Gun-Fu(n) Guide, Gunsmith, Meta, Minecraft, patch notes, raven software, season 1, Server, Tactical Maps, Trello Boards, truegamedata, Updates, warzone, Weapon Builds

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive gameplay and intense battles in the Citadelle des Morts! Watch out for zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you navigate through the treacherous terrain.

Our Season 1 Patch Notes are so epic, they’ll make you question reality. With updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Black Ops 6 / Warzone Trello Boards where you can suggest new features like a diamond sword that shoots lasers. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on our Weapon Builds section where you can create a sword made out of cheese or a bow that shoots flaming arrows. The only limit is your imagination!

And if you’re feeling competitive, check out our Black Ops 6 Camo Tracker to see who has the most stylish armor in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Polish Culture Moment Minecraft SMP

art, cultural events, cultural experiences, cultural heritage, cultural moments, culture, culture moment, European culture, History, Minecraft, moment, Poland, Polish, Polish art, polish cuisine, polish culture, Polish heritage, Polish history, Polish language, Polish music, Polish traditions, smp, Traditions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a crazy ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you can build, mine, and prank to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who would peck anyone who dared to approach. But this brave player outsmarted the chickens and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles, where players face off in epic duels to prove who is the ultimate warrior. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our secret underground society of builders who create mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

LOL Cows Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, attractiveness, bald, Cows, decay, Entropy, generation, hair care, hair truthers, hairstyle, life saving, Locks, lol, lolcow life, lolcows, Minecraft, Peace, raw milk truthers, sensory assault, Server, social norms, society, Struggle, truthers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4374	Potions Brewed:	44
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only social norm is to have the craziest hair possible! We believe in embracing the chaos and letting your locks run wild.

Imagine a world where hair truthers roam free, spreading the gospel of natural beauty. No more combing through your hair, just let it be as nature intended.

We even have a special bald avatar option for those who dare to defy the norms and rock the shiny look. But beware, baldness may make you even more attractive than you already are (if that’s even possible).

Our server is a safe haven for those tired of spending hours getting their hair done. Just choose a hairstyle that looks good for a week and leave it be until you absolutely have to change it.

Life is a battle against entropy and decay, but on our server, you can find peace within the chaos. Embrace your inner lolcow and join us in the fight against societal norms. Who knew Minecraft could be so hair-raisingly fun?

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5482
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to meet adorable Flip Loli wives! These rare and elusive creatures are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for building extravagant treehouses. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by such fashionable and creative companions? Plus, rumor has it that they make the best pumpkin pie in all of Minecraftia. So come join us and maybe you’ll find your own Flip Loli wife to call your own!

Anime Avoiders Minecraft Server

2d animation, Aesthetics, Aldnoah.Zero, Anime, anime 2D animation, anime aesthetics, anime CGI, Anime design, anime mechas, anime music, anime songs, anime visuals, Avoiders, CGI, cool mechas, design, favorite anime, Mechas, Minecraft, never going to watch, Server, songs, Visuals

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old mechas that look like they were designed by a blind monkey? Do you want to experience a world where mechas actually look cool and don’t turn into a pixelated mess when they start moving? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a mecha-tastic adventure inspired by the epic visuals and designs of Aldnoah Zero. Our mechas are so sleek and stylish, you’ll be turning heads wherever you go in the game. And don’t even get us started on the music – it’s so good, you’ll be grooving to it while you mine for diamonds.

So why waste your time on other servers with subpar mechas and boring landscapes? Come join us for the ultimate mecha experience that will have you saying “CGI who?” in no time. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game!

The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

alienation, banned, buckbroken, clown world, CREW, grill hamburgers, hippies, malaise, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Oppression, PARASITE, propagate ideas, race mixing, reagan, rejection, sign, sign tapping, smp, social cachet, taboo, tapping, thatcher, weakened host, Zeitgeist, ZOG

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	183
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.

Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, bbw, Bitches, blocky, cougar, fantasies, fat, fetish, fucked, granny, Kinky, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, Old, over 5/10, Roleplay, seduction, Server, taboo, Thirsty Thursday, Ugly, wank

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magic Items Found:	2521	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!