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SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Votes:	1662
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	256	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

104.234.224.212:25729

ArcticChill Minecraft Server

ArcticChill, bitter cold, bone-chilling, bundle up, chilly, cold, cold snap, cold weather, Freezing, Frigid, Frostbite, frosty, Harsh, help needed, hypothermia, ICY, Minecraft, Server, Shivering, subzero temperatures, Winter, winter blues, winter chill

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Farms Harvested:	313	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9727	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

JunkDrawerCraft

cleaning up, clutter, decluttering, hoarding tendencies, home organization, household items, junk collection, junk drawer, junk drawer essentials, JunkDrawerCraft, knick knacks, messy drawer, Minimalism, miscellaneous items, odds and ends, organization, organizing chaos, random objects, sorting through junk, storage solutions, tidying up

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	216
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?

BoomerBlastMC

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got BOOMERS running wild and causing chaos! These Boomers ain’t like ur regular old folks, they be out here griefing and trolling like there’s no tomorrow. But hey, that’s what makes our server so lit!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle, when suddenly a group of Boomers roll up in their wheelchairs and start TNT-ing everything in sight. It’s a total mayhem, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground Boomer fight club where these oldies duke it out in epic battles. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Boomer take down a creeper with nothing but a cane and some denture cream.

So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring some earplugs, ’cause these Boomers can get pretty rowdy!

KullGames – All The Mods 9

Adventure, atm star, Challenges, civility, Community, Crafting, creativity, Economy, epic bosses., FTB, gameplay experiences, Gregstar, Griefing, innovation, Modded minecraft, Mods, Quests, Respect, rules, server operations, Survival, tradition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join the Adventure on KullGames’ ATM9 Server!

Dive into the expansive world of All The Mods 9 where innovation meets tradition. With over 400 mods, our server offers a rich tapestry of gameplay experiences, from intense quests to crafting challenges, culminating in the elusive crafting of the ATM Star. Do you have what it takes to conquer the Gregstar?

Rules:

Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations. Whether you’re looking to craft your first ATM Star, take on epic bosses, or simply enjoy a community where creativity thrives, KullGames’ ATM9 is your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience!

atm9.kull.games

Arcano Network

Adventure, Arcano Network, Challenges, Cross-Play, Earth, Events, Fun, Minecraft, Prizes, PvE, PvP, rare items, Resources, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	3478
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Get ready to immerse yourself in exciting challenges, unique events and lots of fun as we compete for exclusive prizes. From rare items to valuable resources, there’s something for everyone! Don’t miss the opportunity to join this adventure full of prizes and fun! See you there!

play.dexusland.net

EpicPvP Battles Minecraft Server

action, Amalgamation, Attack, battle, Battles, Combat, Doubled, Epic, epicpvp, FANTASY, Fight, INTENSE, INTERESTING, Minecraft, miquella, Mohg, Powers, radahn, Server, showdown, Supernatural, Suspenseful, Thrilling, Warriors

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the fights are predictable and lack excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a battle royale between Mohg, Radahn, and Miquella, where every attack is doubled! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy combination of moves will come next. Join our server for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

V-Recovery Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1455	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	246
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as you are. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in epic treasure hunts, fight off hordes of zombie villagers, and even ride on the backs of flying dragons (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Let’s fucking goooooooo!