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SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

Army, border, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, idf, international relations, Invasion, Jerusalem post, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, News, Operation, political tensions, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Syrian territory, tanked, Tanks, territorial dispute

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Votes:	4038	Potions Brewed:	47

get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Furry Friends Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic characters, DL furry, Friends, Furry, furry art, furry community, furry culture, furry enthusiasts, furry erotica, furry fandom, furry fantasies, Furry Fetish, furry identity, furry kink, furry lifestyle, furry porn., furry roleplay, furry sex, furry subculture, fursona, gay yiff, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

achievement, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, AUTOMATED, Awards, awards ceremony, Ballots, Creative, Digital, Future, Innovative, machine learning, Minecraft, Natsupoi, Observer, observer awards, recognition, smp, Technology, Underrated, Unique, virtual, Voting, voting process

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	4010
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

aita, business owner, Communication, dream, emergency fund, EXPECTING, Failure, family dynamics, financial stress, grow business, Guilt, HOURS, Kids, paycheck to paycheck, provide, retainer client, SAHM, SAHMinecraft, savings, Small Business, stay at home mom, Support, vulnerable, watch, Wife, work, work-life balance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ores Mined:	5996	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

MineCraftyMemories

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, happy memories, high points, joyous occasions, life highlights, Life moments, memorable experiences., memorable milestones, milestone events, MineCraftyMemories, peak experiences, peak moments, significant days, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable moments

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, character analysis, emotional manipulation, evangelion, fan interpretations, fan theories, fictional relationships, harem, harem tropes, Minecraft, misconceptions, psychological analysis, relationships, Server, SHINJI, Shinji Ikari, Shinji’s relationships, Shinjis, speculation, validation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

basketball legend, black mamba, i miss Kobe, Kobe, Kobe Bryant, Kobe career, Kobe fan, Kobe forever, Kobe forever missed, Kobe greatness, Kobe highlights, Kobe impact, Kobe inspiration, Kobe interviews, Kobe legacy, Kobe legend lives on, Kobe memories, Kobe tribute, Kobe videos, los angeles lakers, Minecraft, NBA, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

BdayBashCraft

ah, Baker, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday tradition, birthday treat, Chantilly cake, Confrontation, cookie cake, coworker, coworker conflict, HR, Kids, office, small office, Treat, ungrateful, Whole Foods, workplace drama

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	9721	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

all time, best ending, Cinematic, Climax, Conclusion, dramatic, emotional, Favorite, film, Finale, Greatest, Impactful, memorable, Minecraft, Movie, MovieEndGame, Recommendation, resolution, satisfying, smp, Top, Twist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CharityCraft2021

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	100
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!