CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

backdoored, Blockchain, blockchain technology, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency mining, cryptocurrency security, cryptography, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, ETH miners, Ethereum development, Ethereum inventor, Ethereum network, Ethereum protocol, hash function, Minecraft, proof of stake, Proof of Work, Server, smart contracts, Vitalik Buterin

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	124	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Star Shards Collected:	86
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, ETH miners have no power! That’s right, they don’t even exist! Instead, we have magical unicorns mining blocks with their rainbow horns.

But wait, there’s more! Our hash function is so backdoored, it’s like a secret passage to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. You’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

RaidersOfCaboDelgado

ABDUCTED, Africa, Cabo Delgado, child marriage, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, extremists, Forced marriages, gender-based violence, Girls, human rights abuses, Minors, NGOs, Northern Mozambique, RaidersOfCaboDelgado, rape, sexual violence, Terrorism, violence, weapon

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Emeralds Found:	4226	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magic Items Found:	6181

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be fightin’ extremists in northern Mozambique! We out here stoppin’ forced marriages and savin’ girls from gettin’ abducted and forced to marry these wack extremist groups. It’s like a real life superhero mission, but in Minecraft! So come on and join the fight, we need all the help we can get to save these poor girls and take down those baddies! Let’s do this, gamers! 🦸‍♂️🎮 #SaveTheGirls #StopTheExtremists #MinecraftHeroes

CraftySeniors24

Aging population, Awareness, CraftySeniors24, data analysis, Elderly, health, Healthcare, INCREASE, Medical research, pandemic, Prevention, public health, risky behavior, safe sex, senior care, senior citizens, senior health, Seniors, sexually transmitted diseases, statistics, STDs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Once upon a time there was a server called Storytime SMP, where Minecraft dreams come true…or do they?

Boss Battles, called.., Character, Discord, dreams, Events, Grief Prevention, Homes, Items, Lore, Minecraft, past, Plugins, PvE, Region, Roleplay, rules, secret, Server, smp, Staff, Storyline, storytime, Support, Time, true…or, vanilla feeling, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Storytime SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/xit-ios/">Server</a>

Hello, and WELCOME to the Storytime SMP!

What is the server about? The Storytime SMP is focused mainly on role-playing, although it is not a requirement. On this server, you can make your own character lore, as well as an overarching storyline to keep everyone involved and having fun!

The server is also Java, AND Bedrock cross-play! So that means you can play with ANY of your friends! We also provide a ton of support in case your friends are not able to join!

We also will be hosting TONS of fun events to keep you entertained! Our Goal is to push out Once a Week PVE Events so that players could obtain Special Items, AND find out More about the Storytimes Secret Past Through fun boss Battles and Events!

We also have Great Staff for Each Region, to ensure that Nobody Cheats, Steals, or Griefs you! They are incredible at their job and Constantly Responds to reports!

On The Storytime SMP, We Tried to make it as Vanilla Feeling as Possible, So We limited the amount of plugins that Actually Interfere with Gameplay! So you won’t be constantly being hit with annoying server-sided stuff that ruins the game. The most that will limit your Gameplay that we have, is Grief Prevention, to allow players to keep their items and homes safe.

How to join?

Its simple!! Just go to our Website and get Redirected to our discord! Be sure to check out our Rules before you play <3

http://www.storytimesmp.com

If the website does not work, feel free to add me on discord “tyzixp” and I’ll send you an invite!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with my friends who use Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, there are weekly PVE events for players to participate in.
How can I ensure my items and home are safe on the server?	The server has Grief Prevention plugins in place to help players keep their items and homes safe.
What should I do if I encounter a cheater or griefer on the server?	Contact the server staff for each region, who are dedicated to handling such situations.

Bpdaddy’s Crafty Server

borderline personality disorder, Bpdaddy, Bpdaddys, children, coping strategies, Crafty, DADDY, Diagnosis, emotions, family, Fatherhood, fathering with bpd, man with bpd, mental health, mental illness, parenting, relationships, self-care, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where even a man with BPD can become a daddy! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through crazy challenges and build epic structures. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated pet pig named Mr. Snuffles. So come on, join us and let your inner daddy shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Basketball, Bonding, Communication, Competition, Connection, Disappointment, encouragement, family, generation gap, GrampsCraft, grandchildren, Grandfather, grandson, love, Marty, Minecraft, missed shot, relationship, Server, sports, Support, teamwork

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	2020	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server was being chased by a pack of creepers when suddenly, out of nowhere, their grandson Marty logged on and saved the day with a perfectly timed arrow shot. It was a moment of pure Minecraft magic that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you ever need a break from all the action, you can relax in our virtual hot tub and sip on some virtual lemonade.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Your grandson Marty is counting on you to make the shot this time!

GrannyCraft Inheritance Split

Communication, DEBT, Emotional support, emotions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial struggles, generational wealth, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, medication, MONEY, parents, personal finance, relationship, SPLIT, Support

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and inheritance drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like in this crazy story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?

With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!

PoliCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, anger, Apathy, Corruption, current political climate, Democracy, Disappointment, Division, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of progress, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, partisanship, polarization, PoliCraft, power struggle, public trust, Server, transparency

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.

So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBedroomAntics

bizarre encounter, bizarre sex, BlockyBedroomAntics, extraordinary sex, freaky encounter, freaky sex, kinky encounter, kinky sex, odd encounter, odd sex, outlandish encounter, outlandish sex, peculiar encounter, peculiar sex, quirky sex, strange encounter, strange sex, unconventional encounter, unconventional sex, unusual sex, weird sex

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	461765
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing weirder than the blocky landscapes is the crazy adventures you’ll have with your fellow players! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual encounters in a virtual world where anything is possible. From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as sexy creepers, the possibilities are endless! So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13 for the kids!

LaserCraftKorea: $1.50 a Hit

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti-drone, cost effective, Defense, defense system, drone warfare, Drones, Hit, innovation, laser technology, LaserCraftKorea, lasers, mass produce, Military, military technology, national security, precision targeting, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean innovation, Technology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	369	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

u know what else is lit? our minecraft server! we got lasers that can take out drones for only $1.50 a hit! imagine the chaos, the destruction, the pure madness of it all! join us and be part of the epic battle between drones and lasers, only on our server! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s wreak havoc together!

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