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FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1645	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be dead’ in a hilarious twist! Join us for epic adventures and laughs!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

>be me >finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft >ready to show it off to the world >log into this insane Minecraft server >immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot >he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas >pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy >join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot >we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas >finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether >best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena!

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. So if you’re looking to get rich quick, this is the place to be.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ForeskinCraft – Where every block is a surprise! Ages 1 and up welcome!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content…and also discover the wonders of foreskins! Yes, that’s right, we have a special quest where you must find and collect as many virtual foreskins as possible to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably question why you didn’t know about foreskins sooner. But hey, better late than never, right?

So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the mystery of foreskins together. Who knows what other surprises await us in this crazy world of blocky fun!

Crafty Squirrel’s Nutty Server: Where the Only Answer is Minecraft!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen! Our spawn point is actually the secret government facility known as the “sovl center of Americas” where all the top secret experiments take place. Join us and uncover the mysteries hidden within our virtual world – who knows, you might even stumble upon the cure for zombie pigmen! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, fellow explorer!

YeetCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#youtube, Content Creation, CREEPERS, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, fear, Gaming, graduated, influencers, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, Tread, twitch, twitter, twitter widget, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Enna will serenade you with her melodic voice, Millie will make you laugh until you cry, and Reimu will lead you on epic adventures through the pixelated world. And let’s not forget about Nina, who may have graduated from the server but left behind a legacy of epic Twitch streams. Join us on this wild ride and experience the chaos for yourself! And if you’re feeling fancy, check out our Ethyria Essentials for all your virtual needs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Pixel Punch-Up Palace: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Items Found:	7644	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about your hard work being wiped out and forgotten like Shot One! Our server is like a Windjammers game on steroids, with epic battles and crazy storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for a chance to become a Shot One Fighter, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Forget about those boring old genres, we’re all about creating a unique and unforgettable gaming experience that will have you coming back for more.

Don’t let your creations disappear into the void like Shot One did, join our server and build your own legacy. Who needs Twitter and YouTube when you can be a part of our thriving community of gamers who are always ready for a good time?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Shot One legend!

Left for Craft: The Minecraft Server where you’re always surprised in a good way!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where up is down, left is right, and dimensions are just a suggestion!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers and chickens can talk! It’s a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to reshape the very fabric of reality itself!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Who knows, you might just find love in a parallel dimension!

PixelatedAnimeCraft – Where AI meets anime in the world of blocks!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Buildings Constructed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	181	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a live-action anime brought to life by AI! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant robot monster appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a duel. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden hot spring where all the villagers are actually magical cat girls. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a cosplay contest. Dress up as your favorite anime character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway for a chance to win epic prizes like enchanted armor or a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated version of Tokyo.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a live-action anime, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Say ‘Hi there’ and Players Say ‘Bye there’

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crops Grown:	1231	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!

3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!