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CoastSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP survival Lifesteal gamemode power victory challenge warrior build fight thrive pure survival experience evolving world fate changing server community gameplay adventure, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

CoastSMP – Rise with the Tides, Survive with Your Hearts Welcome to CoastSMP, a server where every heart counts and every moment could be your last! In our thrilling Lifesteal gamemode, survival isn’t just about endurance—it’s about seizing power. Steal hearts from your opponents and grow stronger with every victory, but beware—one wrong move and it could all slip away like the tide.

With the promise of a pure survival experience coming soon, CoastSMP is evolving. Whether you’re a PvP warrior or a survivalist at heart, you’ll find your place here. Build, fight, and thrive in a world that challenges you at every turn.

Join CoastSMP today—where the tides of fate are ever-changing!

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Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

akane, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, Drama, Emotional rollercoaster, family, FANTASY, friendship, high school, japanese manga, Love Triangle, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, Revenge, romance, Server, Shoujo, Supernatural, webtoon

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	990
Dragon Eggs Found:	5361	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Akane won the lottery and decided to spend all her winnings on creating the most insane Minecraft server known to man.

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour on the server, a giant diamond block falls from the sky and whoever can mine it the fastest gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – they’re so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Akane won, and now it’s your turn to win big on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

FrostyFiasco – Minecraft SMP: Snowbreak Zone #536

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Potions Brewed:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have special story chapters like “Sand of Secrets” that will blow your mind. Plus, we have boss challenges like “Canyon Gloom” and “Torrent of Fire” that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our minigames like “Seven-Day Carnival” – it’s a non-stop party!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Fritia – Turbo and Mauxir – Shadow Ka that will make you the envy of all your friends. And with codes to redeem for special rewards, you’ll be rolling in loot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. See you in the game, gamers!

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Potions Brewed:	149	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	115	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mines Excavated:	3286	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4157
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2647
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4421
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	116
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchantments Applied:	91
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!