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Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Crops Grown:	5196	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1021	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1065	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	2826
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
New Chunks Explored:	280948	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	2966	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	7648
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	663
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!