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Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Farms Harvested:	616
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

AuntieSlayin’Craft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

FearlessCraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	855368	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crops Grown:	5857

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

CraftyMorningFun

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	3443	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Potions Brewed:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969