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WeddingBells Minecraft Server

Adult, celebration, child-free, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Distance, family, family dynamics, IMPORTANCE, INDEPENDENCE, Invitation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Plans, pride parade, Priorities, Religious, Respect, Server, social expectations, Wedding, WeddingBells

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family weddings and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being treated like a child when you’re actually a responsible adult.

Join us for a Pride Parade celebration in our virtual world, where you can be yourself without judgment from ultra-religious relatives. Build your own castle, explore new lands, and make friends who appreciate your independence and child-free lifestyle.

Don’t let the pressure from your family make you feel like an asshole – on our server, you’re free to be the badass player you were always meant to be. So leave the wedding drama behind and come play with us! Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer?

MineCutLineNoWait

aita, Confrontation, customer service, cutting in line, Harassment, ignoring, lane closed signs, line etiquette, MineCutLineNoWait, open lanes, rude behavior, self checkout, self checkout etiquette, shopping, social norms, standing in line, unnecessary wait, Walmart

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid unnecessary drama like waiting in line at Walmart? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about standing in virtual lines again. Our community is all about efficiency and fun, no time for unnecessary waiting!

We promise you won’t encounter any passive-aggressive players muttering under their breath about your checkout choices. Our server is a safe space for all players to build, explore, and create without the fear of being called out for skipping the line.

So come join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the unnecessary drama. Who knew avoiding lines could lead to such wild encounters? Join now and let the fun begin!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

appearance shaming, awkward, body image, child, compassion, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Honesty, Innocence, insensitive, judgment, Minecraft, mortifying, parenting, physical appearance, PixelPanic, reaction, self esteem, Server, social situation, Social Skills, tactless, teachable moment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and watch as children’s jaws drop in awe at the sight of our players’ unique and outrageous appearances! From giant rainbow afros to pixelated superhero costumes, we’ve got it all! Join now for a chance to witness a child faint from sheer excitement at the sight of our players’ crazy outfits!

MineVirginityGoneLOL

Coming of Age, defining moment, Emotional journey, first time, growing up, intimate moment, losing virginity, Memory, milestone, MineVirginityGoneLOL, personal experience, physical intimacy, relationship, Self Discovery, sexual awakening, sexual experience, sexual exploration, Sexuality, significant event, teenage years, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7477
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity again because on our server, everyone is a virgin forever! That’s right, no awkward conversations or embarrassing moments here.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FREE ADMIN / FREE / HACK ✅PIXEL ✅PLAY ✅ Minecraft server

ADMIN, Adventure, Air drops, Anarchy, Chaos, free, free rewards, freedom, Hack, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, PIXEL, Pixel Pit, Play, pvp arena, Quests, titles, Unique enchantments, Unique prefixes, Unique store

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Anarchy is a unique world of adventure and freedom, where chaos is turned into an advantage. Take part in battles for air drops, fight in the PVP arena, where there are lucky blocks.

Air Drops, Lucky Blocks, Pixel Pit, Free rewards, /free, /hack, Titles, Quests, Buyer, Unique store, Unique enchantments, Unique prefixes.

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GeassCraft Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, black characters, brown characters, charismatic actor, code geass, diverse casting, FANTASY, game of thrones, GeassCraft, handsome actor, HBO, Lelouch, live action, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, Normalfags, political drama, popular series, Rebellion, Server, TV adaptation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a live action Code Geass adaptation on HBO? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even normalfags would love it. We’ve got black and brown people in the game already, so you know it’s diverse. And if you join now, you might just get cast as the handsome and charismatic Lelouch of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and rule your own virtual kingdom!

Crafting Catastrophes

biggest mistake, blunder, catastrophe, Catastrophes, colossal mistake, Crafting, critical error, Disaster, Embarrassing moment, epic fail, error, Failure, faux pas, major screw up, mess up, mishap, oversight, regret, regretful decision, screw-up, slip-up, unfortunate incident

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Have you ever accidentally blown up your entire Minecraft house with a misplaced block of TNT? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and destruction! Join us for a chance to make even bigger and better mistakes, like accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers on your friends or turning your entire world into a giant lava pit. Trust us, the possibilities for disaster are endless! So come join us and see just how epic your next f*ck up can be!

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

banned customers, bizarre incidents, Blacklist, crazy reasons, customer behavior, customer complaints, customer service, delivery drivers, delivery service, driver experiences, food delivery, funny stories, memorable deliveries, Minecraft, no delivery list, Pizza delivery, pizza orders, Pizzacraft, reddit, Server, strange encounters, unusual situations, weird requests

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9842
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so wild, even pizza delivery drivers are banned from delivering to our players? That’s right, our server is so insane that even the most seasoned delivery drivers couldn’t handle it!

Why are they banned, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the craziest reasons people have ended up on our “no delivery list.” We had a player who built a giant pizza out of blocks and demanded that the delivery driver pay them in diamonds before handing over the real pizza. Another player tried to order a pizza to be delivered to the top of a lava waterfall they built, thinking it would be a cool challenge for the driver. And don’t even get me started on the player who tried to pay for their pizza with a stack of dirt blocks, claiming it was the new currency on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, come join us! Just be warned, you might end up on our “no delivery list” if you’re not careful. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, civil rights, discrimination, equality, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial awareness, racial bias, racial conflict, racial controversy, racial discrimination, racial division, racial harmony, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, racial tension, racism, Server, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building in peace? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of killer chickens, treacherous lava parkour challenges, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a showdown between a giant zombie and a team of fearless llamas armed with diamond swords? Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join us now!

StankCraft Minecraft Server

abhorrent fragrance, abominable odor, bad odor, detestable stench, disagreeable aroma, disgusting smell, foul stench, gross aroma, intolerable smell, Minecraft, nauseating odor, noxious scent, off-putting fragrance, offensive fragrance, putrid smell, repellant fragrance, repugnant stink, repulsive smell, revolting scent, Server, StankCraft, unpleasant scent, vile odor

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of smelling flowers and freshly baked cookies in Minecraft? Do you long for the sweet stench of rotting garbage and sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the joy of mining while being surrounded by the most putrid odors imaginable. Who needs roses when you can have a whiff of pure, unadulterated stinkiness? Come join us and embrace the funk!