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SMPFootballSavior – Minecraft SMP

academic integrity, amateurism, athlete endorsements, bowl games, coaching salaries, college football, conference realignment, fan engagement, Minecraft, ncaa, player compensation, player safety, playoff system, recruiting violations, revenue sharing, save college football, smp, SMPFootballSavior, social media impact, student athletes, television contracts, ticket sales, title ix

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old college football games with the same old teams and plays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most epic football matches you’ve ever seen, all played out in blocky, pixelated glory.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground league where players ride pigs instead of running, and the goalposts are made of enchanted diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of the craziest football league in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of teamwork…or just have a lot of laughs along the way!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

balancing work and family, children’s entitlement, coffee break, DoorDash, entitled kids, family dynamics, family meals, HangryCraft, kids’ expectations, kids’ treats, lunchtime, lunchtime delivery, Minecraft, mom guilt, mom life, morning routine, parenting, school treats, self-care, Server, treating yourself, working mom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	66	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

SnowflakeSquad

acceptance, African American, bullying, candlestick, Chinese-Mexican, Cultural, Diversity, ECUADORIAN, Edward Cullen, Friends, humor, ignorance, JOKE, Korean, playful, Race, skin color, SnowflakeSquad, Understanding, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Buildings Constructed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8763

Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!

GoneEnjoyment Minecraft SMP

10. Emotional well-being, 11. Inner strength, 12. Resilience, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Personal growth, 15. Moving forward, 16. Seeking happiness, 17. Life challenges, 18. Mental resilience, 19. Healing process, 2. Depression, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Mental health, 4. Coping strategies, 5. Self-care, 6. Finding joy, 7. Overcoming obstacles, 8. Positive mindset, 9. Daily routine, GoneEnjoyment, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never shy away from a challenge.

Imagine waking up in the morning to find your base covered in pink sheep, or logging on to discover that someone has turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze. With us, every day is a new adventure and you never know what to expect next.

So if you’re looking to inject some fun and excitement into your Minecraft experience, come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who needs a boring old alarm clock when you have us to wake you up with a bang?

MineCraftyMess

basic skills, basic tasks, Challenging activities, Common activities, Commonly underestimated, deceivingly simple, Deceptively easy, Easy-looking tasks, Everyday challenges, everyday tasks, MineCraftyMess, Misleadingly simple, Mundane chores, not as easy as it looks, Seemingly easy, Simple on the surface, simple tasks, Surprisingly difficult, Tricky maneuvers, Tricky skills, Underestimated activities

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Star Shards Collected:	172	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how simple it is to build a house… until a group of mischievous creepers decide to throw a housewarming party inside your newly constructed abode! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special Creeper Repellent plugin to keep those explosive party crashers at bay.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try navigating our treacherous parkour course filled with obstacles like flying pigs, disappearing blocks, and a surprise appearance by Herobrine himself! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting.

And for those who prefer a more relaxed experience, why not take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals, magical mushrooms, and a hidden portal to a secret dimension where diamonds grow on trees (literally)! Just watch out for the mischievous fairies who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

CubanCraft: No Power Hour!

#sustainability, blackouts, caribbean, crisis management., Cuba, CubanCraft, developing country, economic crisis, electricity, electricity grid, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy policy, energy shortage, Government, hour, Infrastructure, Latin America, long-term solutions, power, power generation, power outages, renewable energy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	138
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, in this server, we have this magical land called Cuba where there are 14-hour-long daily blackouts. But don’t worry, it’s not because of some boring economic crisis, it’s because the creepers got loose and started blowing up all the redstone power sources!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and trade with villagers for some epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HaircutLawnMasters

Barber, barbering, beautification, Expertise, greenery, Grooming, hair cutting, HaircutLawnMasters, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn mowing, maintenance, multitasking, outdoor work, PROFESSIONAL, Services, Skills, Styling, talent, Trade, trimming

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener cuz we got hairdressers doubling as lawn mowers! Imagine getting a fresh new cut while your grass is getting trimmed to perfection by the same person! It’s like a two-for-one deal, except it’s in Minecraft so it’s even more mind-blowing! Plus, rumor has it that our hairdressers-turned-lawn-mowers have magical powers that make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the ultimate multitasking skills in action!

Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Adventure, apply, Community, Cooking, Discord, Duces, Experience, Exploration, Friends, Mindcrack, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, og, Open, Players, Server, Skills, smp, Spiced, Survival, Vanilla, VIBE, world

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

High School Hotties Minecraft Server

Adulthood, career development, Communication, concerts, deactivated profiles, Gender Roles, ghosting, guys, HIGH, high school, hotties, instagram, living life, male crisis, Minecraft, office jobs, relationships, School, Server, social media, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Stories, Travelling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of seeing all your high school crushes living their best lives while the guys are MIA? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community of guys who are actually active and thriving! No more ghosting or empty profiles here, just a bunch of dudes building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons.

Join our server and be part of a male revolution in society! Who needs office jobs and constant Instagram updates when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers? Say goodbye to the male crisis and hello to a world where guys are actually present and kicking butt in the virtual realm. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that guys can have fun too!

RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds

asset allocation, capital gains, Diversification, financial independence, Financial Planning, index funds, investment decision, investment portfolio, investment strategy, long-term investment., passive income, property value, real estate, rental income, rental property, rental property cash flow, rental property vs index funds, RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds, retirement planning, VTSAX, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	7998
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old rental properties and want to spice up your investment game? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can turn your virtual blocks into real profits! Imagine making 14k diamonds yearly off your virtual home, that’s the kind of profit you can only dream of in the real world. And with the potential to have 600k diamonds in VTSAX, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Say goodbye to boring old index funds and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, you can build as high as you want in Minecraft)! Join us now and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than you can say “blockchain”.