Join us for a wild ride where all the mobs have silky smooth legs and the creepers even shave before exploding. Our server is so smooth, even the diamonds slide right into your inventory without a glitch.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Legless Enderman, who hops around on one leg and steals your blocks while laughing maniacally. And don’t even get us started on the Smooth Spider Queen, who spins webs made of hair conditioner and traps unsuspecting players in silky cocoons.
So come on down to the Smooth Legs Edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your razor and some lotion, because things are about to get smooth and slippery!
The moment I thought I had lost all of my hard work was a turning point on the ArcanusMC server. I was peacefully working on my town when suddenly, Jim attacked. TNT landed on my head, and I instantly lost all my stuff. My heart sank as my full netherite gear and sword, treasures I had spent countless hours crafting, vanished in an instant. Worst of all, he killed my dog! I was FURIOUS!
Determined to seek revenge, I started planning my comeback, even though Jim was a Noble. Since this server is based around XP, I made OP mob farms that gave me hundreds of XP per minute. Day by day, I was getting STRONGER! I built towns, more towns, and MORE! I owned so many towns that I had to create large nations across the whole map. My generals managed my entire EMPIRE in different sectors. Jim was quaking in his boots.
Join us and carve your own path to greatness. Whether you want to build an empire, engage in epic battles, or just enjoy the community, ArcanusMC has a place for you.
Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577
Become a king like me and join ArcanusMC today!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Flamingo Unicorn and the fearsome Taco Dragon. Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can build your own fart-powered castle and ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things can get pretty stinky around here.
We’ve got players who are as mysterious as Chris’s sudden weight loss and yellow-tinted eyes. Will they spill the beans on their secrets, or will they keep you guessing like a soap opera cliffhanger?
Therapy sessions with your in-game family members? Check. Emotional breakdowns that rival a teen drama? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the cold shoulders – our players are experts at giving them out like candy on Halloween.
Join our server now and experience the drama, the mystery, and the intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Need a pick-me-up? How about riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cake and defend it from an army of evil bunnies?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your blues and hello to a world of wacky adventures on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
we got navigated transcranial magnetic stimulation up in here, cuz why not? who needs regular old redstone when u can have nTMS? and get this, we can predict motor deficits pre-surgery! it’s like we’re psychic or something.
but wait, there’s more! we found out that cerebral metastases have a bigger impact on motor cortex excitability than gliomas. mind blown, right? literally.
so come join our crazy minecraft server where even brain tumors are getting in on the fun. who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have here!