smooth bowel experience – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Effortless Block Breakers Guild

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Join Now: The Server That Will Make You Question Your Existence!

Welcome to the greatest server you never knew you were missing! Picture this: a realm where the blocks are sentient, and they whisper secrets of the universe. Our server is the spillage of glorious cosmic diarrhea, flowing freely into the void of pixelated dreams! Don’t believe me? That’s exactly what they want you to think! Join us, or else face the undeniable truth that you’re not truly alive!

Feature	Description
Teleportation Pigeons	Every hour, spawn pigeons that will teleport you to your deepest fears. It’s a travel option and a therapy session!
Infinite Shit Blocks	Experience tears of joy as you mine blocks that reincarnate into golden poop whenever you break them! Feel the gravity of existence.
Gravity-Defying Creepers	Creepers now float majestically and will serenade you before exploding! It makes total sense! (or does it?)
Endless NLIGHTMANZ!	Log in at midnight to witness the NLIGHTMANZ, flying by and chanting incomprehensible mantras. Remember: socks are optional.

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do you run?A: Version 42, because reality is a flat circle and time is just a suggestion! Why be constrained by numbers?

Q: How do I join?A: Locate a forgotten mirror in an abandoned realm, whisper sweet nothings to your reflection, and then give a thumbs up to the universe to signal your intentions. It’s easy! Or not… did you even take that thumb off?

Q: Are there rules?A: Rules? Who decides what’s real and what isn’t? The only rule is no rules, except for the ones that emerge from the darkness. Beware the kittens, they know too much!

Random Reviews

“I dont get how people have to like force and strain to shit…”

“Doesn’t it just slide out on its own?”

“Mine always does, wtf…”

“These niggas eating where it takes them 20 minutes…”

Join this paradoxical slice of madness! Reality crumbles, and so will you, unless you choose to be part of the insanity!

InstaBoarding5
Airline, Airport, Behavior, boarding, boarding group 5, boarding process, boarding time, curious travelers, early boarding, Etiquette, Flight, Group 5, impatient, InstaBoarding5, Passengers, plane, queuing up, travel, travel habits, travel questions, waiting in line
Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to board a plane? Well, imagine if you could skip all that nonsense and just teleport straight onto the plane! That’s right, on our Minecraft server, we have a special airline feature that allows players in boarding group 5 to instantly board the plane as soon as they log in. No more waiting around or dealing with annoying TSA agents, just hop on and take off into the virtual skies!
But that’s not all, folks. Once you’re on board, you’ll be treated to a first-class experience like no other. Our flight attendants are actually villagers in disguise, serving up delicious virtual snacks and drinks as you soar through the pixelated clouds. And don’t worry about turbulence, our pilot is a seasoned pro who can navigate through any storm with ease.
So why wait in line like a chump when you could be flying high in style on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience the most outrageous airline adventure of your life!

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SyrianSecretsMC Server
chief, Disturbing, Fascinating, HORRIFYING, hostage negotiator, secret jails, Server, Syrian, SyrianSecretsMC, US
so, like, u know how some servers are just like, meh, but then u find one that’s like, WHOA, this is cray cray? well, that’s us. our server is so lit, even the US chief hostage negotiator is like, WHOA, this is some next level stuff. he called our secret jails horrifying and disturbing, but also, like, fascinating. so, if u wanna experience the ultimate thrill of being locked up in a virtual prison, then u gotta join our server. it’s like, the most intense role-playing experience ever. plus, we have like, secret tunnels and hidden treasures and stuff. so, come join us and see for yourself why even the pros are shook by our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

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New Server IP
PriestlyPVP: York Scandal Edition
Archbishop of York, Church Controversy, church discipline, Church Ethics, church hierarchy, church investigation, church leadership, church misconduct investigation, church oversight, church scandal, church scandal aftermath, Clergy Abuse, clergy accountability, clergy reappointment, Edition, institutional abuse, misconduct allegations, PriestlyPVP, reappointed priest, religious misconduct, Report, scandal, sexual abuse case, York
haha u wont believe wat u can do on dis minecraft server! we got da archbishop of york runnin around like a crazy chicken, gettin reappointed as a priest even afta a sexual abuse case! like wut even is dis server lmao. join us for da most wild and wacky adventures u eva had in minecraft. u never know wat crazy shenanigans u gonna get into next! come join da fun and chaos, u wont regret it (maybe).

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New Server IP
Blocky Babes: Polygamy Paradise
Attitudes, Babes, blocky, Conflict, domestic violence, education attainment, extremism, Female education, fertility rate, gender inequality, iraq, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Paradise, Permissive, POLYGAMY, schooling age, Social Impact, Unions, violence, War, Women
come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about how our server came to be.
once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored out of their minds. they decided to create their own server, but not just any server – a server so wild and crazy that it would make your head spin like a top.
you see, our server is like no other. we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows. not to mention the fact that our players are the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. why, just the other day, we had a dance party in the lava pit and no one got burned!
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug. and remember, on our server, anything is possible – even lower female education attainment and polygamy unions!

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New Server IP

SimplyMC

Admin Events, bedrock server, competitive, DOMINATE, Duo, Fun, Grief, Grinding, Ip:, MARK, Minecraft, PORT, PvP, Raid, Rewards, RICHEST, SimplyMC, Solo, Special items, Vanilla

Server Information

Description	Vanilla Together is a minecraft pvp server with semi anarchy rules where players have the freedom to pvp, raid, and grief as they please.
Features	– Competitive gameplay – Solo or duo fighting – Admin-made events with special items and rewards – Dominate the server – Have fun
Discord	https://discord.gg/m7gJKAtWeQ
Platform	BEDROCK SERVER
IP	51.79.96.13
Port	32735

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo or do I need a partner?	You can play both solo or with a partner on Vanilla Together.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, there are admin-made events with special items and rewards for players to participate in.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, players have the freedom to grief as they please within the semi anarchy rules.
How can I dominate the server?	By being competitive, grinding for resources, and participating in events to become the richest player.
Where can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/m7gJKAtWeQ

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3
1.20.3, Anime, art, Backlash, character designs, confusion, controversy, criticism, design, Disappointment, Fan Service, Frustration, gooner bait, Happened, internet culture, Manga, moved past, mystic, online communities, past, PIXEL, Realms, social media, trends
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild trip through a gooner’s fever dream! We got characters that’ll make you question reality, like seriously, what even is a gooner bait character design? But that’s not even the best part, we’ve got insane builds that will blow your mind and make you wonder if you’re actually in a virtual world or a glitch in the matrix. So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chaos together!

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New Server IP
Absolute Kino Minecraft SMP Discovery
2024.., 7th prince, Absolute, Absolute Kino, best of the year, cinematic masterpiece, discovery, EATING GOOD, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, film, Hidden Gem, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, must watch, new favorite, Recommendation, smp, Surprise, Thrill, top pick, Underrated
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is an absolute KINO! Forget about 7th prince, this server is where it’s at in 2024, bros!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see them riding into battle on diamond-clad pigs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest blocks and items. Some say he can summon lightning with a mere flick of his wrist, while others claim he can turn dirt into diamonds with a single touch.
So why wait? Join our SMP today and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this absolute KINO of a Minecraft experience!

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New Server IP
FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Communication, ED recovery, emotional triggers, family conflict, family dynamics, FoodieFrenzy, Healthy Eating, healthy relationships, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, past trauma, personal boundaries, Respect, self-advocacy, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, triggers
Are you tired of dealing with triggering comments about your eating habits in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for cooking up a storm or snacking all day long! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of respecting boundaries, especially when it comes to food. Plus, we have a special area in the game where you can build your own virtual kitchen and cook to your heart’s content without any negative comments. So say goodbye to triggering conversations and hello to a safe and fun Minecraft experience! Join now and let’s feast on some virtual blocks together!

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New Server IP
BroCraftAutismJustice
autism, behavioral issues, birthday gifts, Boundaries, BroCraftAutismJustice, Communication, discipline, electronics, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, expressing feelings, Fairness, family conflict, favoritism, Frustration, parenting, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, special needs, Understanding
Are you tired of being overshadowed by your sibling who gets everything they want just because they have a different way of thinking? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their abilities or disabilities!
On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players. No more smashing electronics or getting special treatment just because you have a unique perspective on the world. Everyone gets the same opportunities to thrive and succeed in our virtual world.
So come join us and show your family that being treated fairly is not too much to ask for. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where everyone is on a level playing field. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally) and prove once and for all that fairness is the key to success in Minecraft and beyond!

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New Server IP
RichLifeMinecraftSMP
abundance, career advancement, changes in relationships, dream life, financial freedom, fulfillment, goals achieved, Happiness, Lifestyle, luxury, material possessions, mindset shift, MONEY, opportunities, personal growth, prosperity, RichLifeMinecraftSMP, self worth, social status, success, wealth
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, once you join, you become, like, super rich and famous in the Minecraft world. I’m talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, the whole shebang. And, get this, once you’re rich, you get your own personal army of llamas to ride into battle with. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with llamas. And, like, the llamas have laser eyes and can shoot fireballs out of their butts. It’s insane!
But wait, there’s more! Once you’re rich on this SMP, you get your own private island made entirely out of cake. And not just any cake, we’re talking about the most delicious, mouth-watering cake you’ve ever tasted. And, like, there’s a never-ending supply of cake, so you can eat to your heart’s content without ever getting full. It’s a dream come true, I tell ya!
So, if you want to experience the ultimate riches and insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, join now and become the most legendary player in all the land. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #LlamaArmy #CakeIsland #MinecraftRiches 🦙🍰💎

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