Smoking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WeedTasteMC Server

Fruity, pungent, Plant, Herbal, Weed

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest one around! Join us and discover what weed tastes like…in Minecraft!

Our server is filled with lush green forests where you can harvest virtual weed and experience the high of a lifetime. But be careful, the mobs are extra chill and might try to steal your stash!

We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary enchanted bong that grants you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, lots of weed!

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NoMoreSleepoversForYou

house rules, Communication, Enabling, couch surfing, smoking

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Need a break from couch-crashing friends who bring their weed smoking kits everywhere? Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Say goodbye to sleepless nights worrying about your friend knocking things off the wall in their sleep. On our server, the only thing falling will be your jaw at the amazing creations our players come up with.

And if you ever need to kick someone out of your virtual house, rest assured that there won’t be any hard feelings. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on mining, crafting, and having a blast with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs couch-crashing friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

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SmokedCraft Minecraft Server

mind-bending, Unique, Server, fantastical, smoking

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is filled with players who have the creativity of Picasso and the strategic skills of Sun Tzu. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant statue of a potato or a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only thing crazier than the builds are the players themselves. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

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NoVapeZoneMC

DISRESPECTFUL, rules, friend conflict, Vaping, Friend

Are you tired of disrespectful friends who vape indoors and ruin your Airbnb experience? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where vaping indoors is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is a vape-friendly paradise where you can blow clouds to your heart’s content without anyone judging you. Plus, we have a special “Vape Master” rank for those who can blow the biggest clouds in our virtual world. Join now and show off your vaping skills in a safe and welcoming environment!

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TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Server

processed foods, poor diet, smoking, hormone imbalance, aging

Are you tired of feeling like a wimpy little chicken in Minecraft? Well, look no further, because our server is here to pump up your testosterone levels to epic proportions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building towering castles, and flexing your muscles in front of all the other players.

But beware, on our server, there’s a secret potion hidden in the depths of the world that will lower your testosterone levels to that of a baby bunny. So watch out for sneaky players trying to sabotage your manly mojo!

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pixelated warrior, you’re a testosterone-fueled beast ready to conquer all in your path!

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Blocky Bizarre Jojo

blocky, greatest shit, retarded, iconic, attempted rape

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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SmokinCraft: Not as Bad as Smoking Three Cigarettes a Day Server

respiratory health, lung health, respiratory diseases, health risks, tobacco use

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant, fire-breathing chickens that guard hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. But be warned, these chickens are no ordinary farm animals – they have been trained by evil sorcerers to protect their precious loot at all costs!

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about taking on our legendary boss mob, the Cigarette Smoking Dragon? This fearsome beast is said to have a deadly breath that smells like a mix of tobacco and burnt marshmallows. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical cigarette that grants you unlimited power – but be careful, smoking it too much might have some…unforeseen consequences.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

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McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

fast food, unhealthy coping mechanisms, emotional distress, depression, unhealthy lifestyle

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

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BlazeCraft: Where Smoking Weed is the Highlight of the Day!

smoking, family pressure, coping mechanism, Day, weed enthusiast

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your love for weed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all stoners and gamers alike.

Join us and smoke a virtual joint after every virtual workout – because why not? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server that lets you dull your senses in peace?

Don’t let anyone tell you to stop smoking weed, especially not your friends and family. We get it, being sober is just not as fun as being high all the time.

So come join our server, where hobbies and friends are overrated, and coping is for losers. Let’s get high and game on!

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CraftyCigs: Puff, Build, Repeat!

10xer, Political, habits, Zyn™, CraftyCigs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true essence of western civilization? Look no further, because our server runs on caffeine and nicotine! That’s right, you can build your virtual empire while fueling your addiction to coffee and cigarettes.

Join us and become a 10xer in no time, because who needs healthy lungs when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have your cake and eat it too, because on our server, anything is possible. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of caffeine and nicotine-fueled creativity!

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