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SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	134	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7541	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	220	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, Geega LIVE, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, Melathon, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	460	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

MommaMansionMistake

AITAH, Audacity, childhood trauma, chronically ill, DEBT, disabled, expensive treatment, Hope, House, injury, legal settlement, medical fees, MommaMansionMistake, MONEY, Mother, no support, parental figure, severe illness, single mother, strict boundaries, support carers, Telling, unable to work, Upset, working mom

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	161	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?

AnxietyCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are creepers blowing up your builds giving you major anxiety? Join our Minecraft server where creepers are banned for their reckless behavior! No more unexpected explosions ruining your day, just pure, peaceful building and mining fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw epic raves every night. Join them for some bacon-flavored beats and party like you’ve never partied before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire?

So come on down to our server and leave your anxiety at the door – because here, the only thing you’ll be worried about is how to top your latest epic build or out-dance those funky pigs!

Walkers2Maps

ancient civilizations, ancient greece, ancient technology, cartography, city distance, city mapping, distance calculation, distance measurement, eratosthenes, geographic measurement, geographic technology, google maps, historical measurement, historical technology, Mapping, modern navigation, modern technology, navigation, trained walkers, travel technology, Walkers2Maps

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

lol imagine if eratosthenes had minecraft back in the day, he would have totally used this server to measure the distance between cities. but no, he had to use trained walkers, what a boomer move. now we have google maps, but who needs that when you can join our epic minecraft server and measure distances the fun way? come join us and be a part of history in the making, just like eratosthenes but way cooler. plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, don’t be a square, join us now!